Need to make $200 by this Friday

[bm009]

I need to make $200 by this Friday, and suggestions on how and who will pay that soon?

BM

 

[splurgoth]

Rob a store. Almost anything else here will take much more time.

 

[OldFatGuy]

The only way to get the money that quickly is to sell something or provide a service and get paid in PayPal.

There was a thread on here about writing up and selling article sets on DP. That would work for you as long as you can get paid via PayPal.

 

[gZaw]

Sell ebooks on DP.

 

[mak111]

sell ebooks on dp.
write articles.
sell something u have laying around at home on CL
go see a loan shark

 

[unlimitedpostings]

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/making-money/93635-urgent-money-method.html

 

[syngenetic]

I'm tired of these threads. Read the threads and attempt them!

 

[RRamirez]

hahahaha
i need 800 in two weeks to see my girlfriend
my hand hurts from writing articles for AC
my accent makes sentences hard to recognise with DNS
also i am from jamaica so no CL or CPA methods can be used
Anyone with any good ideas?

 

[ThePickUpArtist]

...You could whore yourself out for $10 to 20 fat chicks.. OR, you could whore yourself out to 4 REALLY fat chicks for $50. giggity giggity

 

[DannyDeepPockets]

i need one million dollars by tonight. can anyone help me? lol jk these threads make me laugh.

 

[mak111]

good luck, stay focused, and look forward to my next method i write on how to repress memories.

LOL AT ENTIRE POST.

look forward to seeing that new method.

2nd, to update my last post on somethign that might actually work.

join a gpt site from your laptop.

fill out as many offers as you can. lets say you make $30.
then go to your friends house, use your referral link, sign up and do it again.
then go to the library and do it again.
(i assume u have more friends, just go to their houses and do it again and again)
do it at school.

then,
you get your referral percentage.
+
send the cash from your 10 accounts to several paypals that you own.

gte your $200.


itll work and can be done within one day.

there you go! get to work

 

[redtide1969]

It's getting so tiring seeing these "I got myself in a bind...please spoon feed me" threads.

I'm all for helping people with things, but do the legwork mate and then come back to ask questions for clarification.

 

[positivebunny]

If you're not selling a prod., E-whoring is the easiest and fastest way, but you probably won't get paid by friday.

 

[mosoi148]

You could put out videos on YT and other video sites telling people that you will do just about anything for money. Tell them to make a bid on how much they are willing to pay you in order to see you do whatever is they want to see.

Then you can actually pick and choose what you are willing to do...and not to mention when you record and upload the video of you doing what ever they requested...good chance it could go viral.

By the way, I'm dead serious. I know people that have done stuff like this when in a jam..only difference here is we aren't in a parking lot and there are tons more people on the web.

 

[thetafmann]

A couple of weeks back I tried this. Your right, women don't pay men for sex, but those Japanese business men are some kinky mofo's....

1. grab a camera
2. go in your bathroom
3. take a "sexy" picture of yourself ( as best you can if you're not sexy, use myspace angles )
4. connect it to your computer
5. download said picture to your hard drive
6. go to:
craigslist > adult services >

8. Post a descriptive ad in either the w4m section (if you're a woman) or the m4m section if you're a guy ( you can try the t4m section if you feel like exploiting a niche full of people who will pay a premium, but you may need to invest in a wig ) make sure to explain that you are down on your luck or for whatever need "help with the bills"

make sure you explain your rates in some double meaning, whether its ROSES, KISSES, CHOCOLATES.

make sure to add a disclaimer that they are just paying you for time and that you are not a prostitute and that anything that happens is the result of two people (although good luck getting paid if you don't put out that ass)

**note: guys, sorry but women do not go on CL to pay for sex from a guy**

9. negotiate a place for it to go down. You may have to do your first gig for free in exchange for a a cheap motel room... but after that at least you can offer incalls - or you can offer outcalls ( which you can charge more for your travel )

10. show up. Be as non sketchy as possible. Don't make any fast moves. try and relate to this person. make friends quick. Try and get paid upfront if you can, otherwise, check for an envelope placed discreetly with the money for it on the nightstand or something.
The person is likely going to have done this before (even if he says he hasn't) so it wont be long before he's trying to hit that.

USE PROTECTION FOR WHATEVER GOES DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Get out of there if its an outcall - get him out of there if its your hotel room - when he's done. Don't sit around and small talk. Say you need to smoke a cig or something. Don't let him get buyers remorse while you're still there.

12. go smoke a cig. it'll help hide the bad flavor in your mouth.

13. depending on the price you negotiated, you may have to rinse and repeat this once or twice or maybe even 3 times to get $200.00, but it really shouldnt take more than a single day.

good luck, stay focused, and look forward to my next method i write on how to repress memories.

 

[xplicit]

Get on CL and tell them,

You've got some ocean front property in Arizona, and from the front porch they can see the sea,
If they buy that , throw the Golden Gate in free...

And please tell me I am not the only redneck on here thats heard that damn song.:icon16:

 

[YoungGuns]

You might can do that much with freebie sites, but they're a pita

 

[stobex]

If you are good looking and ready to do something really fucked up things on camera i might be able to help you, but i really do mean fucked up stuff like animals and so on.

 

[xplicit]

but i really do mean fucked up stuff like animals and so on.

This is fu**ing retarded and does not belong here. You need to take your sick ass fantasies to another forum.

 

[coreygeer]

The easiest way is to write an instructional DP Method and that's about easier than making a PBJ sandwich.. but be careful because every time you answer someone's question, your risking getting an infraction for "bumping" your thread.

They are very trigger finger with their ban button (the mods over there). I've been banned quite a few times for simply answering questions and it was considered "bumping". As long as you're careful though, and even with a $9.99 e-book you can make $300-$400 or even more before Friday.