How do I withdraw money from my computer.

[ThePozatoOne]

Hello person. I am having trouble finding the money i have made on the internet. I have tried opening the computer and looking around the metal organs to find my money but did not find it.

The cd ejector only has one button and looks nothing like an atm machine.

I have tried to turn off and on the house electricity but no luck.

was I scammed ?

 

[Fragmaster]

Was it double jackpot winning from Vegas?

 

[serpentar]

lol

 

[Fab1j0]

You were scammed... When i earn some money just open computer and take it.

 

[PBNbros]

you gotta open up the monitor and the money should be there

 

[Sam Green]

no no no good sir you were not scammed. Your money is simply well hidden as to protect it from thieves.

What your going to have to do is find yourself a large/powerful magnet. Then wave said magnet over your hard drive in a back in forth pattern for several minutes. This should unlock the hard drive's secret money slot and it will begin ejecting money, diamonds, gold bullion, etc until empty. you then have to wait for 24hrs before you can repeat the process again.

note: SSDs are of course faster and only require 12 hours to recharge instead of 24

 

[datsunguy]

you just need a colour printer then you can get your many monies.

 

[FoorsBesLew]

Yes i can vouch for magnet over hardrive method. Works everytime.

 

[gurinoleg]

Russian hackers had you.

 

[Deleted member 720373]

Oh fuck!

I've seen it all now, I'm logging off my computer and never turning it back on again!

 

[mirrorer]

have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[moonshine7000]

Hit the computer to pieces with a hammer and you will find money in it.

 

[dondemex]

Carry your computer and hit it on the floor once and for all you'll see your money on the floor.. It saves you a lot of stress.. Thank me later

 

[3bisu]

 

[T2tkid]

Any time I earn money from the internet and couldn't find it in my computer, I always end up doing this; Put the computer in a fridge/freezer for 3+ hours and you will get your money in mint - any currency of your choice.

 

[Sam Green]

Any time I earn money from the internet and couldn't find it in my computer, I always end up doing this; Put the computer in a fridge/freezer for 3+ hours and you will get your money in mint - any currency of your choice.

LifeProTip - if you just keep the computer in the freezer 24/7 you can then overclock it to 1 billion Ghz and have yourself a super computer for pennies on the dollar

 

[LaNet]

You need something like that

 

[Sombrero]

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Hello person. I am having trouble finding the money i have made on the internet. I have tried opening the computer and looking around the metal organs to find my money but did not find it.

The cd ejector only has one button and looks nothing like an atm machine.

I have tried to turn off and on the house electricity but no luck.

was I scammed ?

no sir, check under the pillow.

 

[JustUs]

"Now in order to invoke any being, it is said by Hermes Trismegistus that the magi employ three methods. The first, for the vulgar, is that of supplication. In this the crude objective theory is assumed as true. There is a god named A, whom you, B, proceed to petition, in exactly the same sense as a boy might ask his father for pocket-money.
The second method involves a little more subtlety, inasmuch as the magician endeavours to harmonize himself with the nature of the god, and to a certain extent exalts himself, in the course of the ceremony; but the third method is the only one worthy of our consideration."
Magick in Theory and Practice - Aliester Crowley
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"At the same time, the second point means that you should be as deliberately vague as you can be about how you want the spell to come to pass. If you charge the spirit with bringing you a sum of money, for example, you don’t want to specify “by winning the lottery” or “as a gift from so-and-so” because defining the means in that manner makes the outcome much more unlikely."
Planetary Magick - Scott Michael Stenwick