Need to Make Money Before January 8th

There are no rude replies that I see, only helpful ones. This is probably the least rude Lounge "help me" thread I have ever seen.



You need to fix this. Work on yourself once you return from your honeymoon. Talk to @alwaysinvisible. She is also a writer, also a female, but is extremely kind and is probably the person I would trust most on here as far as high-level writing skills as a career. Her or @Jared255.



If you want my honest opinion, when you return from your vacation you should try and get a part-time job somewhere doing some form of customer service. I have heard that being a barista at Starbucks is lucrative and people are generally nice compared to other positions. Work from home is a great gig, but lacks a lot of the social effect. Much like homeschooling children.



Again, see above. A customer service job would fix this as well. I spent a couple years at a Subway making sandwiches for assholes, and then a couple years at a massive hotel, getting some of the most rigorous customer service training in the USA, and came out the other end as someone who people notice knows how to deal with and talk to people. Writing is written communication, face-to-face is kicking it up a notch and doing it live.



Again, see above. Customer service will force you to talk to strangers and develop your social skills. Worked wonders for me.



You have no baseline at which to measure that metric.



$10 for a 100 word article is $10 per 100 words. $10 for a 500 word article is $2 per 100 words. That varies wildly. Give me a number. I'm not as much interested in your life story as I am to discern your writing style. As you can see, I can write just fine. I have taken incredibly advanced writing courses from recognizable authors and journalists. What I don't have is 50 hours a day to write articles. That's where I outsource.



Hopefully I can assist with that in the short term.

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So it sounds like you can probably handle writing at least two 500 word articles a day at a rate of $10 per article? If so, let me know and I will send you $150 via Paypal to write me fifteen 500 word articles on a specific topic, with a due date of January 5th.

Consider your response to this to be a verbal agreement if interested. I will PM you, and we can go from there.

now i understand the comment to like ratio you have.
 
Fuck no, not with that poor grammar and writing style.

I have been looking to get back into content writing to fill the time void that has recently opened up in my day. Would love to write a few articles for you if you are still looking for someone decent. UK native, plenty of experience. $2 per 100 words.
 
Ha! You tell me what was wrong with the grammar besides not using a comma?

Used a capital I instead of lowercase at two instances in one sentence. The comma after So should have been placed after bucks. PM is capitalized as it is an acronym for Private Message. And if you were writing articles for me, I'd hope you wouldn't use the slang "bucks".

This isn't our thread, though.
 
Well I just signed up on Amazon Mechanical Turk and Amazon Payments, and Amazon Payments apparently cannot verify my information. I sent them an email, so hopefully it gets resolved soon. The payments are really low on Amazon Mechanical Turk, but it's better than nothing.
 
Used a capital I instead of lowercase at two instances in one sentence. The comma after So should have been placed after bucks. PM is capitalized as it is an acronym for Private Message. And if you were writing articles for me, I'd hope you wouldn't use the slang "bucks".

This isn't our thread, though.
:D If I would write articles to make money, I would type differently. Then again, this is an internet forum, I don't feel the need to write a perfect example of my grammar ;)

So anwayz, back to the slang yo, peace!

Oh, and good luck to OP.
 
Create a gig on fiverr for article writing. Offer 1000 words per gig ($5). you'll get orders for sure, and you'll get cash in PayPal but you have to wait about 2 weeks for payout so you can borrow some cash from a friend and promise to pay them out of fiverr money when funds clear.
 
Create a gig on fiverr for article writing. Offer 1000 words per gig ($5). you'll get orders for sure, and you'll get cash in PayPal but you have to wait about 2 weeks for payout so you can borrow some cash from a friend and promise to pay them out of fiverr money when funds clear.
That's not even close to what I've been making for years now. I charge at least $10 per 500 words. Independent contractors have to pay both their portion and their employer's portion of taxes, so their expenses are usually higher than employees. I have to consider that before I take work.
 
That's not even close to what I've been making for years now. I charge at least $10 per 500 words. Independent contractors have to pay both their portion and their employer's portion of taxes, so their expenses are usually higher than employees. I have to consider that before I take work.

My point really was this - if you have too much work you put your prices up to get less work at same money. But if you have too little work you put your price down to get more work and more money.
 
My point really was this - if you have too much work you put your prices up to get less work at same money. But if you have too little work you put your price down to get more work and more money.
I understand you were coming from a place of giving good advice. I'm really just venting my frustration over the fact that I basically "lost" my job because my contract got reduced so much that I don't really know what to do anymore. I was making plenty of money, and now it's hardly any. I don't know what the heck to do, and I can't stand not making enough money. It's just really frustrating, thinking everything would be ok job-wise and then it's not. My social anxiety only makes it worse.
 
Thanks @Sherbert Hoover for tagging me.

OP, I have anxiety. I know how frightening it is to go outside and interact with people.

Eight years ago, I was very much like you. I had to literally force myself to do things involving huge crowds of people. I took public transportation. I went grocery shopping. I went to conventions, concerts - anywhere there was a huge crowd of people. I did this on purpose, because I cannot live life inside of the bubble/safety of my house.

I hyperventilated every time I was in a situation like that for about two years. I had horrible panic attacks. But I kept doing it.

Now? Now I'm a lot better. I do public speaking events now. And I rarely ever have a panic attack - I usually have one after my speeches and demonstrations are over. No one cares. No one judges me. Even if they did, I wouldn't honestly give a rat's ass.

I held two full time jobs in my lifetime, both in retail/customer service. I HATED those jobs. But I worked them every day because I had to learn how to deal with people. We are all on this planet together, and we are all brothers and sisters. We are not creatures that are meant to live alone. No creature is. Every creature congregates with its own kind. Even bacteria and germs stick together.

That being said, I want to commend you for forcing yourself to do things. No one can tell you how to deal with your social anxiety, or how it makes you feel. But continue to push yourself. It's when you socialize that you start to make connections and network with other humans. Then you may be able find another job through someone else, or find a relationship that's lucrative/beneficial for you in another way.

I understand your frustration. In the future, please don't rely on one method for your money. I had to learn that too. Writers go through feast and famine cycles. When it's good, it's really good. We can hardly keep up with the work. But when the work dries up, we're scrambling. So try to take on at least two to three clients.

Know your limits though. Most writers can only handle five clients at any given time. That doesn't mean you should only have five clients. I've got clients I work for every month, and clients who come to me once every six months. So figure out how much you can handle collectively, then go from there.

Sherbs is an extremely helpful person. I'd advise you take him up on his offer. $150 is better than nothing. Also, if you do a good job, he can become a regular client. When he finds a writer he likes, he sticks with them, and he's very understanding. I say this from experience.

As far as your writing is concerned, I wrote a guide on how to find high paying clients on this forum. I'll link to it in a bit.

I'd advise you to change your rates immediately. You are worth more than $10 per 500 words. You have a skill, and you should be proud of that skill and charge accordingly. This is also something I learned here.

To wrap up this novella, if you need help, please PM me. Even if you just want to talk and vent about your frustration and anxiety, I will listen. A lot of people here don't understand, but I do. Trust me. I've been there. I've lived a lot in my 32 years. The one thing I learned is that no man is an island.

Edit: Here's the link to the guide I wrote: https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/how-to-get-better-paying-article-copywriting-clients.869041/

I hope it helps.
 
Thanks @Sherbert Hoover for tagging me.

OP, I have anxiety. I know how frightening it is to go outside and interact with people.

Eight years ago, I was very much like you. I had to literally force myself to do things involving huge crowds of people. I took public transportation. I went grocery shopping. I went to conventions, concerts - anywhere there was a huge crowd of people. I did this on purpose, because I cannot live life inside of the bubble/safety of my house.

I hyperventilated every time I was in a situation like that for about two years. I had horrible panic attacks. But I kept doing it.

Now? Now I'm a lot better. I do public speaking events now. And I rarely ever have a panic attack - I usually have one after my speeches and demonstrations are over. No one cares. No one judges me. Even if they did, I wouldn't honestly give a rat's ass.

I held two full time jobs in my lifetime, both in retail/customer service. I HATED those jobs. But I worked them every day because I had to learn how to deal with people. We are all on this planet together, and we are all brothers and sisters. We are not creatures that are meant to live alone. No creature is. Every creature congregates with its own kind. Even bacteria and germs stick together.

That being said, I want to commend you for forcing yourself to do things. No one can tell you how to deal with your social anxiety, or how it makes you feel. But continue to push yourself. It's when you socialize that you start to make connections and network with other humans. Then you may be able find another job through someone else, or find a relationship that's lucrative/beneficial for you in another way.

I understand your frustration. In the future, please don't rely on one method for your money. I had to learn that too. Writers go through feast and famine cycles. When it's good, it's really good. We can hardly keep up with the work. But when the work dries up, we're scrambling. So try to take on at least two to three clients.

Know your limits though. Most writers can only handle five clients at any given time. That doesn't mean you should only have five clients. I've got clients I work for every month, and clients who come to me once every six months. So figure out how much you can handle collectively, then go from there.

Sherbs is an extremely helpful person. I'd advise you take him up on his offer. $150 is better than nothing. Also, if you do a good job, he can become a regular client. When he finds a writer he likes, he sticks with them, and he's very understanding. I say this from experience.

As far as your writing is concerned, I wrote a guide on how to find high paying clients on this forum. I'll link to it in a bit.

I'd advise you to change your rates immediately. You are worth more than $10 per 500 words. You have a skill, and you should be proud of that skill and charge accordingly. This is also something I learned here.

To wrap up this novella, if you need help, please PM me. Even if you just want to talk and vent about your frustration and anxiety, I will listen. A lot of people here don't understand, but I do. Trust me. I've been there. I've lived a lot in my 32 years. The one thing I learned is that no man is an island.


I hope it helps.

Thank you for the thoughtful reply, alwaysinvisible. I am willing to write those articles for $150, and I am very grateful for his offer. How much would you recommend that I charge for my articles? It's difficult to put a price range considering the way I work now I get a flat rate per week for the only "client" I've ever worked for (for 2 articles a day I get paid $200 biweekly, before it was between 8-12 articles a day and I got paid about $736 biweekly- that was nice!) I am going to read your guide.

Edit: It would not let me reply to you unless I removed your link from the quote, maybe because I'm a new member or something.
 
Sorry to double post, but does anyone think I could somehow make money by starting my own news article rewriting website? I actually did create one where I rewrite local crime news, but I haven't updated it much because, unfortunately, I can't afford to work for free! But, I think if I knew how to monetize it, it might be worth my time.
 
Thank you for the thoughtful reply, alwaysinvisible. I am willing to write those articles for $150, and I am very grateful for his offer. How much would you recommend that I charge for my articles? It's difficult to put a price range considering the way I work now I get a flat rate per week for the only "client" I've ever worked for (for 2 articles a day I get paid $200 biweekly, before it was between 8-12 articles a day and I got paid about $736 biweekly- that was nice!) I am going to read your guide.

Edit: It would not let me reply to you unless I removed your link from the quote, maybe because I'm a new member or something.

Yeah new members can't post links. It cuts down on spam.

You're very welcome! One thing I recommend is that you double your prices. You've been doing this for ten years. Honestly, you should be charging at least 10 cents a word, but if you're not comfortable with that then charge four cents a word. If you're following my guide and going after professional clients, charge a MINIMUM of ten cents a word.

Sorry to double post, but does anyone think I could somehow make money by starting my own news article rewriting website? I actually did create one where I rewrite local crime news, but I haven't updated it much because, unfortunately, I can't afford to work for free! But, I think if I knew how to monetize it, it might be worth my time.

There's tons of info on how to monetize blogs on here. Most people use Adsense but you can also use CPA offers and content lockers. @BassTrackerBoats can give you more advice on this. He has some news sites that he monetizes, so he can point you in the right direction.
 
Thanks @Sherbert Hoover for tagging me.

OP, I have anxiety. I know how frightening it is to go outside and interact with people.

Eight years ago, I was very much like you. I had to literally force myself to do things involving huge crowds of people. I took public transportation. I went grocery shopping. I went to conventions, concerts - anywhere there was a huge crowd of people. I did this on purpose, because I cannot live life inside of the bubble/safety of my house.

I hyperventilated every time I was in a situation like that for about two years. I had horrible panic attacks. But I kept doing it.

Now? Now I'm a lot better. I do public speaking events now. And I rarely ever have a panic attack - I usually have one after my speeches and demonstrations are over. No one cares. No one judges me. Even if they did, I wouldn't honestly give a rat's ass.

I held two full time jobs in my lifetime, both in retail/customer service. I HATED those jobs. But I worked them every day because I had to learn how to deal with people. We are all on this planet together, and we are all brothers and sisters. We are not creatures that are meant to live alone. No creature is. Every creature congregates with its own kind. Even bacteria and germs stick together.

That being said, I want to commend you for forcing yourself to do things. No one can tell you how to deal with your social anxiety, or how it makes you feel. But continue to push yourself. It's when you socialize that you start to make connections and network with other humans. Then you may be able find another job through someone else, or find a relationship that's lucrative/beneficial for you in another way.

I understand your frustration. In the future, please don't rely on one method for your money. I had to learn that too. Writers go through feast and famine cycles. When it's good, it's really good. We can hardly keep up with the work. But when the work dries up, we're scrambling. So try to take on at least two to three clients.

Know your limits though. Most writers can only handle five clients at any given time. That doesn't mean you should only have five clients. I've got clients I work for every month, and clients who come to me once every six months. So figure out how much you can handle collectively, then go from there.

Sherbs is an extremely helpful person. I'd advise you take him up on his offer. $150 is better than nothing. Also, if you do a good job, he can become a regular client. When he finds a writer he likes, he sticks with them, and he's very understanding. I say this from experience.

As far as your writing is concerned, I wrote a guide on how to find high paying clients on this forum. I'll link to it in a bit.

I'd advise you to change your rates immediately. You are worth more than $10 per 500 words. You have a skill, and you should be proud of that skill and charge accordingly. This is also something I learned here.

To wrap up this novella, if you need help, please PM me. Even if you just want to talk and vent about your frustration and anxiety, I will listen. A lot of people here don't understand, but I do. Trust me. I've been there. I've lived a lot in my 32 years. The one thing I learned is that no man is an island.

Edit: Here's the link to the guide I wrote: https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/how-to-get-better-paying-article-copywriting-clients.869041/

I hope it helps.

no one is going to read all that, not even OP
 
Yeah new members can't post links. It cuts down on spam.

You're very welcome! One thing I recommend is that you double your prices. You've been doing this for ten years. Honestly, you should be charging at least 10 cents a word, but if you're not comfortable with that then charge four cents a word. If you're following my guide and going after professional clients, charge a MINIMUM of ten cents a word.



There's tons of info on how to monetize blogs on here. Most people use Adsense but you can also use CPA offers and content lockers. @BassTrackerBoats can give you more advice on this. He has some news sites that he monetizes, so he can point you in the right direction.

Thanks! I've actually only been doing the news article rewriting since sometime last year (I can't remember exactly when I started that- time flies!) However, I have been doing copywriting stuff on and off for almost the full ten years. So, I guess technically I have been getting paid to write for almost ten years. I started working for my "client" in 2007, and at the time I was actually working in the office as an employee for about 3 years. I was in the marketing department, but I did a slew of tasks from copywriting to billing customers to tech support, you name it. Then, in 2011 after I had moved to a different state, they offered me a work-at-home contract through a different company they formed. That is when I started doing other work for them, and then the news article rewriting. I've actually done some Wordpress maintenance too, but it was tasks they specifically told me to do, so I'm not sure if I actually have "experience" with that. It was basically installing/changing plugin settings, running certain plugins, etc. I think the 4 cents per word is probably better for me until I gain more experience with other clients before I feel confident enough to charge more.
 
Try the alcohol diet, it works wonders. Just have two for breakfast, two for dinner and several for tea, and wave bye bye to social anxiety till the next day, where it is slightly worse than the day before due to alcohol intake.
LOL, maybe I could afford the alcohol diet if my contract didn't get reduced! Seriously though, I have an alcohol and caffeine sensitivity, this would probably make things a lot worse in the long run.
 
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