End Of Year Confession Thread(2016)

[ZennoScripts]

I am a bad bad boy.

 

[Banned member 185991]

I was in charge of looking after my sister's baby, it was being a dick.

So I put a bucket upside down over it and put a brick on top to stop it escaping.

When I came back it was dead, no one knows about the bucket.

I feel bad.

 

[dondemex]

I was in charge of looking after my sister's baby, it was being a dick.

So I put a bucket upside down over it and put a brick on top to stop it escaping.

When I came back it was dead, no one knows about the bucket.

I feel bad.

Are you for real

 

[legoknekt]

I was in charge of looking after my sister's baby, it was being a dick.

So I put a bucket upside down over it and put a brick on top to stop it escaping.

When I came back it was dead, no one knows about the bucket.

I feel bad.

aaah the old bucket challange.

 

[rayee]

I murdered someone. Like literally murdered someone. It was such a beautiful satisfaction and ill do it again and again. My method was to remove the pool ladder and let him die drowning

If you havent guess, its called the sims

 

[Elin Dotsya]

I don't think some of you are ready for my confessions. Here's a minor one, though. I once took more than 8 inches of a banana down my throat without gagging, just to see if I could do it.

 

[Banned member 185991]

Are you for real

Yes.

#ThugLife

 

[binaryking]

I lied to girls to have sex with them... I promised to pay them xx $ but when they get the job done, I told them I'm poor then just pay them half the promised amount...

 

[royserpa]

I was in charge of looking after my sister's baby, it was being a dick.

So I put a bucket upside down over it and put a brick on top to stop it escaping.

When I came back it was dead, no one knows about the bucket.

I feel bad.

Was the bucket ever found? God, I hope you find it man

 

[McHenzy]

I don't think some of you are ready for my confessions. Here's a minor one, though. I once took more than 8 inches of a banana down my throat without gagging, just to see if I could do it.

Practice they say makes perfect

 

[MatteoMatt]

I had been stuck in sober living for many years, and decided it was time to try and move on.

When I made that decision that I was miserable and wanted a change, I did so quietly.

I was respected in the sober community, and known for helping others. I was helping manage a sober house. Its not that they would have stopped me from leaving, but my friends would not have been happy. In addition I needed to save up 3000 before I left.

I hustled hard and saved up money for a month waiting tables, and pretended like nothing was wrong. The only reason I feel guilty and worth confessing is because it is an interesting story, but also how hard I lied.

I started smoking weed a week before I left. I was a heroin addict so I wasnt necessarily fucking up, it turned out OK for me because I was moving to colorado. What is fucked up is how successfully I hid the fact that I was high still living at a sober house. Waiting tables at chilis and waiting on my friends and house owner while high as shit, while they were sober and I pretended I was. Sharing at meetings while high, just to keep up the facade.

The amazing part was that nobody suspected a thing. It was a big deal too I had to put in for a transfer at work etc... I had been deep in this sober community for years, and nobody suspected I was about to disappear.

In the end I needed to do it. I had to leave that recovery community / lifestyle. It led to me getting back into IM. But still damn I screwed those people.

 

[PBM Jins Kam]

I lost alot of money and will soon be bankcrupt.

 

[Elin Dotsya]

Are you for real

Everything people say on the internet is 100% real.

Does this look like the face of someone lying to you?​

Practice they say makes perfect

All I need to do now is scale up and outsource it.

 

[DunDidIt2X]

Wait........ ............................................................................ didn't 2016 started few days ago?

#MandelaEffect

 

[McHenzy]

@Elin Dotsya who knows, you might actually be very good at it, so, scaling up maybe a plus.

 

[Reaver]

I'm not actually a feminist. I just like getting you guys riled up for no reason.