I'm So Not Ready For This!!

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I'm here babysitting my 2 nieces and nephew and my baby niece just shat the bed while I was trying to change her diaper! :(

Where's a youtube instructional video when you need one eh! :o


Nevermind having kids for now. Maybe some other time or life. :p
 
I know how hard it would be. Gone through this process long before. Anyhow take care.
 
Just think your parents had to do it for you lol and they thought it was worth it.
 
LMFAO!!! I've got an ebook about it...wud cost $2K but since ur desperate, I'll give u a one time 50% discount lololz
 
It's much harder when they are not your own. When they are...it's a different experience...also you are kinda eased into things...babysitting is kinda *BAM* you're there.
 
Kinda *BAM* I need to hire a maid the first couple of months of changing diapers
 
LMFAO!!! I've got an ebook about it...wud cost $2K but since ur desperate, I'll give u a one time 50% discount lololz

Actually if he is desperate you could sell it for 200% the original price!
 
no not really...actually I sold it to Harro in private...He loved it...might post a review soon or later :p

Haha, maybe I should start working on a "How To Raise Monkeys" Ebook for Harro... hmm. :p
 
I can see I'm a bit late, so you probably have the problem resolved. But for next time, here is my guide on how to change a shitty diaper:

1. Put a towel or baby blanket on the area you will be changing the diaper, usually a bed or the floor.

2. Place the wet wipes next to the baby and open them so they are ready to be grabbed.

3. Lay the baby on his/her back on the towel or blanket.

4. Unfasten the diaper on both sides.

5. Now this is the tricky part. Simultaneously lift the baby's legs slightly, elevating the butt, as you open the front of the diaper and with the inside front of the diaper which is clean, you wipe downward, wiping as much shit as you can while sliding the inside front of the diaper down the shitty area. Raise the baby's bottom slightly in the air, as you pass the front of the diaper down undeneath the butt, so that the external side of the front of the diaper will now be underneath the baby's bottom. It's important to wipe as much shit up as you can in this step.

6. Set the baby's bottom back down on top of the external side of the front of the diaper.

7. Grab one wipe at a time and proceed to wipe up all the shit. Use as many wipes as necessary. Place the used wipes in a pile, being careful not to get shit on anything.

8. When the baby's underside is clean, remove the soiled diaper, and place all of the soiled wet wipes into the top-center of it. Then wrap the diaper up into a ball, with the soiled wet wipes inside, and fasten it with the velcro-like straps.

9. Grab a clean diaper. Unwrap/open it. The side with the wide straps goes on the bottom.

10. If the baby has a rash or inflammation, apply ointment, if available.

11. Lift up the baby's butt by the leggs.

12. Place the correct side of the diaper under the baby's butt. Make sure that the front and back side are correctly proportioned so that the diaper will fasten comfortably and securely.

13. Set the baby's bottom back down on the diaper.

14. Place the front side of the diaper onto the baby's front area and fasten the side straps.

Almost forgot, if there is a woman in the house, she should be the one to change the diapers.

That's it.

LMAO!! Now that's a guide. You should make a video!! My favorite part..
if there is a woman in the house, she should be the one to change the diapers.
 
Yes, changing pads are your friend.

Then if they poop while you are changing their diaper, it is on the pad, not the bed.

Good luck...do you have a webcam? Maybe you can do a live stream or something.
 
why do people always insist they do the dirty work???? OUTSOURCE MAN, OUTSOURCE!
 
Oh, yeah, and women should be the ones to change diapers...one more thing men can't handle. ;)
 
Haha, maybe I should start working on a "How To Raise Monkeys" Ebook for Harro... hmm. :p
yea..I mean whenever I finish an ebook he always PMs me saying "lemme review it plzplzplz"...he loves ebooks, especially those fancy banners on them...silly guy :rolleyes:
 
yea..I mean whenever I finish an ebook he always PMs me saying "lemme review it plzplzplz"...he loves ebooks, especially those fancy banners on them...silly guy :rolleyes:

We should stop. Lol before he really picks on us! :yield:
 
We should stop. Lol before he really picks on us! :yield:
Stop w00t? YIEEEKZZ...hang on!!! i never posted any of that...am infected with some Win-harro virus..random macros :-s :( mercy O'gr8 harro mercy

hehehe :D
 
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