I change my name every 3 months. At first I felt Mid Eastern so
I joined as Munchma Quchi
Then changed to Suq Madiq
Then as my roots flourished I changed to
Ramma Diq
I C Dick
Then I just kept changing names
Pat McGroin
Seymore Butts
Mike Hawk
Heywood Jablome
Hugh Jass
Hugh G. Rection
Dick Hertz
Hugh Janus
Connie Lingus
Kraven Moorehed
Jack Mehoff
Shi Ton Mi
Harry Weener
Dixie Normus
Dixie Rect
Howie Feltersnatch
Jack Offalot
Halotta Fagina
Patty O'Furniture
Harry P. Nass
Wee Tard
Phil Uranus
Stu Pidasso
Ben Dover
Phillip A. Butt
I'm glad to pay to change my name. It's an addiction.