[REAL] Crazy stories... Got one?

[Reaver]

Same reason i hate eating out. I rather learn how to make a food i haven't eaten than eat out.

I hear you. 99% of the time I cook my own food. It tastes better anyway and it's way cheaper than eating fast food.

 

[Honest]

One cold night when I was 7 years old, I had awoken to the sound of someone clandestinely leaving the room I was sleeping in. That night, my cousin was spending the night and was sleeping in the top bunk, so I had figured that he needed to use the restroom. An hour had passed when I realised he had yet to return to his bed. My curiosity got the best of me, so I quietly rose out of bed to look for my cousin. I surreptitiously crept around the house, searching every room, but he was nowhere to be found.

Upon my return to the bed, I noticed a figure in the backyard at the corner of my eye. I peaked outside and saw a ghastly sight that could not be unseen. He was silhouetted by the moonlight, but it was definitely him, looming over the dog with his undies down. I could hear his panting through the windows as he made an endeavour to engage in coitus with the family dog.

Once he was finished with what I later discovered to be his nightly ritual, he returned to his top bunk with the strong stench of mutt and shame enveloping his body.

My Cousin The Cynophile, The End.

Idk if this is true... Still reminds me of a suspicion I had about an acquaintance of mine. Very desperate unattractive teenage boy. I always wondered by his dog's asshole looked so loose... #iWishiWasMakingThisUp

 

[Honest]

I was having a dream of me using the toilet and almost shit myself. True story...

Did that when I was like 4, wet the bed lol. #NoShame

 

[Zwielicht]

Idk if this is true... Still reminds me of a suspicion I had about an acquaintance of mine. Very desperate unattractive teenage boy. I always wondered by his dog's asshole looked so loose... #iWishiWasMakingThisUp

It looks like I was successful in telling a story you probably wouldn't believe.

However, the difference between your story and mine is that I witnessed this happen on multiple occasions; it was more than a fleeting suspicion. He was also caught sodomising a dog belonging to another one of my relatives with a pencil a few years after my discovery, so I'm not the only one who knows about his predilections for the pronograde.

 

[tokstesla]

Idk if this is true... Still reminds me of a suspicion I had about an acquaintance of mine. Very desperate unattractive teenage boy. I always wondered by his dog's asshole looked so loose... #iWishiWasMakingThisUp

Come on! Hahahahaha

 

[dannyvriens]

Yes got today a thing, I would that it never happens.

I work as a network security manager for myself I'm hired by company X (I'm not revealing the real name). In my daily routine I look for leaks and bugs in big firewall systems. On a normal day there is not much I haven't seen before or can't deal with, until yesterday when one of the firewall's gone nuts. This specific firewall is a main firewall what means in our company that it protect a server or group systems that are high valuable for hackers. Think of servers with client information, not information like username and/or password. No servers that hold everything from a person.

While in my investigation I directly saw the mac-address of all the devices that where in the attack and that was not all, we also found out who start the attack. It was one of there colleague that start the attack from the inside (this is something I already thought because this firewall is not easy to reach from the outside).

Today I got the HDD of his PC where he start the attack on, and what I found was disturbing.
We found one little script, a script that he was using to create a zombie of each computer in entire building to shoot down the firewall the script create a log file, but the log file was not send directly to a IP address but to a .onion link.
Later that same day we found out that the same .onion link is also been used to send pictures and movies of a unwanted category.

I never thought that I met a person with so much disturbing feelings, trying to do everything to share his feeling with others or maybe even worse earn money with it.
Hope that he get what he deserve.

Sorry for this share, but I most tell it somewhere.

 

[frizenking]

I'll have tons once I earn a decent amount of money

 

[Reaver]

So you caught the guy? What happened to him? Was he fired?

Yes got today a thing, I would that it never happens.

I work as a network security manager for myself I'm hired by company X (I'm not revealing the real name). In my daily routine I look for leaks and bugs in big firewall systems. On a normal day there is not much I haven't seen before or can't deal with, until yesterday when one of the firewall's gone nuts. This specific firewall is a main firewall what means in our company that it protect a server or group systems that are high valuable for hackers. Think of servers with client information, not information like username and/or password. No servers that hold everything from a person.

While in my investigation I directly saw the mac-address of all the devices that where in the attack and that was not all, we also found out who start the attack. It was one of there colleague that start the attack from the inside (this is something I already thought because this firewall is not easy to reach from the outside).

Today I got the HDD of his PC where he start the attack on, and what I found was disturbing.
We found one little script, a script that he was using to create a zombie of each computer in entire building to shoot down the firewall the script create a log file, but the log file was not send directly to a IP address but to a .onion link.
Later that same day we found out that the same .onion link is also been used to send pictures and movies of a unwanted category.

I never thought that I met a person with so much disturbing feelings, trying to do everything to share his feeling with others or maybe even worse earn money with it.
Hope that he get what he deserve.

Sorry for this share, but I most tell it somewhere.

 

[dannyvriens]

So you caught the guy? What happened to him? Was he fired?

Yes we found the guy, the rest is not up to me.
I informed his boss and he run right away to his office, so I think yes.

 

[Coingrabber]

On my birthday I once went with friends into a brothel. The prostitutes tried to convince me and one told me, she worked as a pornstar too. I asked what's her name but she didn't want to tell me unless I'm going with her. I didn't and I still haven't found her