Am I a fucking mutant?

[Sam Wilson]

what is this.... i don't think this will help me learn any SEO. I'm a mutant... my farts are extremely potent. I've never met anyone like me. #Am I a mutant?

 

[pewep]

I can't tell if this is one really long con or not... it must be!

I'm sure the 10+ threads on your legitimate magical powers didn't out you to the government...

If you did have jedi-like powers, you'd be strapped to a cold metal bed right now. They'd be poking and prodding you with medical instruments until the cows come home!

See, that's exactly the kind of thing I'm hoping to avoid lol.

As for BHW, who the fuck would believe you if you told them you heard some guy on the internet achieved superpowers through buddhist meditations, even though I post vids occasionally? Nobody.

 

[Reaver]

No, you're adorable <3.

Oh you. Must I lock up your tongue with the rest of the silver?

 

[rob1977]

See, that's exactly the kind of thing I'm hoping to avoid lol.

As for BHW, who the fuck would believe you if you told them you heard some guy on the internet achieved superpowers through buddhist meditations, even though I post vids occasionally? Nobody.

mate don't worry folk on tinternet are awesome anyway, so any true magic ninja will get lost in the fog of flat earthers, folk who seriously bulked on massive muscle in seven days using one special pill, and lest we forget the sovereign citizens (you cant arrest me, because I might not be who my mum said I am because she used to tell me santa claus was real therefore is a liar, so id don't exist (despite running up 100k in debt on wrinkly porn under the name their mother gave them))

the web is wonderful

 

[Nut-Nights]

Op i seriously didnt understand anything.

 

[Quadriceps]

Sometimes I pick up a prostitute and show her what I can do. I show her my "magic". But I wouldn't go so far to pick up an innocent hippy guy. Poor guy. He was probably shocked after you pulled your thing out to show him your magic.

 

[eNzim]

Cock magic as we call it

 

[LightningKing]

Finally found someone like me
What can you capable of ?
For me, I can fly, shoot laser from the eyes, superhuman strength, immune from any kind of attack, breath ice, and im absorb from the fucking sun
But I'm scare of some kind of stone

and by the way, im wearing underwear outside my pant

 

[SmexyLizard]

That depends on whether your powers were mutation based or if you just got lucky when meditating. Sometimes esoteric memetical meditation (EMM) is enough to endow people with certain powers. For most people, these powers are hardly noticeable and even among those that do complete EMM properly (which usually requires special guidance under a highly skilled mentor) most wouldn't even know they have them because they hardly show up. They might find that they have an increased ability to understand people and their intentions, they might find that there general "luckiness" improves and they might find it easier to complete complex physical tasks.

Usually people only encounter improvement in one, maybe two, focused schools and usually their improvements are so small it might not even occur to them that the changes are a result of their meditation. Even if they do properly attribute the changes in their life to meditation, they might still think the EMM is a load of BS. They might continue to meditate but without the risks involved with esoteric memetical meditation. They will likely still see improvements in their lifestyle, meditation has been proven to improve focus, happiness and life in general, but the benefits reaped from EMM will disappear and they probably won't even notice it.

I would not go as far to say that you are a mutant however as most of the population can access the benefits of EMM though for some it comes more naturally. Everyone, with enough practice, can hone their EMM resonance level to at least Chevron 3 in some schools (Chevron 7 being the practical limit, naturally). At Chevron 3, the benefits of EMM will be clearly apparent to the student and they should be able to consciously invoke most of their abilities the majority of the time after proper preparation sessions.

I would not call you a mutant however as there's nothing unnatural about EMM, everyone can do it but for some it comes much easier. From what you've said, I'd wager that you're around Chevron 5 or 6. You should be more careful about who you show your powers to however, when unsheathed at Chevron 5, you are already pretty obvious to them but when you use your power recklessly your light up like Denver in mid April. Hopefully someone has properly taught you how to mind-sheathe and how to temper your abilities so that they're less obvious to them. It is also not unlike them to place traps in areas they know EMM users to reside and hope that some newbie will take the bait. You got lucky this time, but it's likely that the guy you talked to will be dead soon. Or worse of course.

Good luck and I hope you survive the cull.

 

[pewep]

That depends on whether your powers were mutation based or if you just got lucky when meditating. Sometimes esoteric memetical meditation (EMM) is enough to endow people with certain powers. For most people, these powers are hardly noticeable and even among those that do complete EMM properly (which usually requires special guidance under a highly skilled mentor) most wouldn't even know they have them because they hardly show up. They might find that they have an increased ability to understand people and their intentions, they might find that there general "luckiness" improves and they might find it easier to complete complex physical tasks.

Usually people only encounter improvement in one, maybe two, focused schools and usually their improvements are so small it might not even occur to them that the changes are a result of their meditation. Even if they do properly attribute the changes in their life to meditation, they might still think the EMM is a load of BS. They might continue to meditate but without the risks involved with esoteric memetical meditation. They will likely still see improvements in their lifestyle, meditation has been proven to improve focus, happiness and life in general, but the benefits reaped from EMM will disappear and they probably won't even notice it.

I would not go as far to say that you are a mutant however as most of the population can access the benefits of EMM though for some it comes more naturally. Everyone, with enough practice, can hone their EMM resonance level to at least Chevron 3 in some schools (Chevron 7 being the practical limit, naturally). At Chevron 3, the benefits of EMM will be clearly apparent to the student and they should be able to consciously invoke most of their abilities the majority of the time after proper preparation sessions.

I would not call you a mutant however as there's nothing unnatural about EMM, everyone can do it but for some it comes much easier. From what you've said, I'd wager that you're around Chevron 5 or 6. You should be more careful about who you show your powers to however, when unsheathed at Chevron 5, you are already pretty obvious to them but when you use your power recklessly your light up like Denver in mid April. Hopefully someone has properly taught you how to mind-sheathe and how to temper your abilities so that they're less obvious to them. It is also not unlike them to place traps in areas they know EMM users to reside and hope that some newbie will take the bait. You got lucky this time, but it's likely that the guy you talked to will be dead soon. Or worse of course.

Good luck and I hope you survive the cull.

Do you have any sources on this? I was vibing off what you said until around the last paragraph and saw nothing on google. You had me, san.

 

[JustUs]

The bullshit gets deep. Glad I have chest high waders, but soon these will not be enough.

 

[Snarsnar]

I was trying to give you telepathy because people were in earshot.. "I was saying "Quaaaid.. start the reactor."

 

[Gallag97]

i'd want to go invisible and check the woman change rooms

 

[pewep]

I was trying to give you telepathy because people were in earshot.. "I was saying "Quaaaid.. start the reactor."

The funniest thing about these posts is that the skep boys are so hilariously ignorant about how psychic powers work they are even unable to use the correct vocabulary.

 

[DMT+me]

Nope

 

[Fullest]

What a troll, lel

 

[pewep]

i'd want to go invisible and check the woman change rooms

Isn't there enough porn to satiate your appetite? In fact I'm 100% sure there's an exact niche that covers you somewhere.

The bullshit gets deep. Glad I have chest high waders, but soon these will not be enough.

Yes, yes, yes I'm sure.

Guys, I don't make these threads to say "oh look at me I'm a super duper special snowflake, please love/worship me". There are 100 fake gurus around and I know if I really wanted I could probably go around claiming to be something I'm not. But I can't, because I have something called ethics.

I apologize if some of my threads come across as arrogant, I suppose reading them, they kinda look like that. But I'm not going to apologize for having paranormal abilities. Neither am I going to concede even 1 centimeter to any skeptic, not after I've posted videos, scientific papers, links to other credible psions, etc... Never. And I have nothing to apologize for either, this is my nature.

 

[The Owl]

Well your clearly a super human mutant transvestite.

 

[pewep]

Well your clearly a super human mutant transvestite.

Is there something wrong with being a trans person you fucking bigot?

 

[clarkxie]

Try to consult some psychist dr.