Do You Have Any Talents?

[acidol2]

I can do a lot of things I just can't read minds.

Looks like you better start talking to pewep.

 

[BreaknBrix]

BreaknBrix you wouldn't happen to be on Bluelight would you?

I use to post there randomly for a couple years. But I started posting suicide dare jokes as therapy in suicide threads to brighten up the mood. Then mods permabanned me twice and I never went back.

 

[Banned member 185991]

I can make adderall very easily. Which is 75% dextro-amphetamine. All I'd need is 15 mins at any pharmacy, 2 hours to prep and 1 hour to cook

 

[archon10]

I use to post there randomly for a couple years. But I started posting suicide dare jokes as therapy in suicide threads to brighten up the mood. Then mods permabanned me twice and I never went back.

lol I thought so. Suicide jokes are OK there now. Just got to stick to the Lounge.

 

[macdonjo3]

I can fly airplanes

 

[PBNSurprise]

Uh. I can make money appear into my bank account out of thin air using my mouse keyboard and my brain. Pretty cool huh!

Hey, I can do that too, I feel like a wizard

 

[Eternal1912]

When I pee in the morning I often hit the ceiling, I think that's a real gift.

 

[PBNSurprise]

I can swallow my chewing gum and then cough it back up to re chew it. I think this should be an Olympic sport

 

[loedown]

When I pee in the morning I often hit the ceiling, I think that's a real gift.

Are you sitting or standing tho.

 

[blacktrilby]

Don't want to blow my own horn, but I am an accomplished and renowned cunnilingist.

How many languages do you speak then? :wacko:

 

[hiq33005]

Anything video. I can make the grungiest DIY oddity to the slickest conservative promo, fact or fiction.

 

[MisterF]

I can quit a tube of Pringles half way through.

Bollocks......... The salt & vinegar ones or the super hot chilli ones are addictive.

 

[mickyfu]

I can make adderall very easily. Which is 75% dextro-amphetamine. All I'd need is 15 mins at any pharmacy, 2 hours to prep and 1 hour to cook.
I can make military grade white phosphorus (MUCH harder to make than red phosphorus) from cat litter, aluminum and sodium phosphate.
I can make military grade white phosphorus in smaller amounts from cat litter, coal and chicken bones.
I can make phosphine gas a highly lethal & odorless saran like gas enough to wipe out a large mall of people.
I can make methcatinone, chloralhydrate, GHB, fentanyl.... and technically MDMA from root beer extract (sassafras trees).
Then there's explosives like ANFO, TAP, nitroglycerin, blah blah blah.
High grade black powder + most fireworks except the few requiring cesium salts.
I can make a small scale blast furnace fueled with water and electricity that reaches 2500C / 5000F. Can melt pure silicon, platinum, everything but tungsten.
I can make an arc furnace although the last one exploded and instilled the fear of god in me.

I can copy most songs and sounds by ear. Simpler songs take a few hours more complex work can take weeks.
I can copy most hollywood sound fx and do so regularly as a hobby. I'm obsessed with copying stab & swell (reverse stab) sounds like the one in World War Z.
There are a few producers like Hans Zimmer who's work I can't copy. Just due to how much work, time and money his shit takes (mainly fx).
I can of course play classic piano but through modern day midi pianos I can play guitar, violin, sax, trumpet, flute, etc.
I can master audio.
I can master voice over audio.
I can make anyones dry recorded voice sound 10xs better & more confident with compression, blood overdrive, vintage psp warmer.
I can change the pitch of anyones voice to make it deeper or higher. Within a 6 note shift up or down it'll sound natural. Notes 7, 8, 9 the autotune robot effect happens.
I can drop inaudible -60 to -80 DB NLP buy anchors like ringing phones and buy chants behind voiceovers so people pick the sounds up subconsciously. My college thesis was all about how big corporations use sounds and music to charge emotional states that make people buy things.

I can weld, cast, craft, metal and wood work, concrete, market, copywrite.... I can do a lot of things I just can't read minds.

I knew you was going to write that.

 

[The Scarlet Pimp]

no, that's why i went into internet marketing.

 

[webfan2303]

your photo is awesome, man) wanna draw the second heart around it

 

[Xalion]

I can disappear my money easily by giving up on methods.

 

[Zwielicht]

your photo is awesome, man) wanna draw the second heart around it

Huh? Are you referring to Ste Fishkin's profile picture?

 

[LocalStalker]

I am a trained classical pianist and a hip-hop/rap music artist!

 

[webfan2303]

ahah, yes do I) but nothing criminal, man)) just my another talen - to respect and draw inspiration from really tallented people like Fishkin

 

[muneeb3372]

I can do computer repairing and programming. i am a master of computer.