Do You Have Any Talents?

[Reaver]

Writing, cooking, baking, retaining useless facts and crochet.

I'm also really good at making old people smile. I love old people.

 

[vitarank]

Singing and dancing. Been a part of our school's glee club, pep squad and hip hop "crew". Then I'm like, "What the hell am I doing with my life? This is tiring!". Quit singing and dancing and focus on partying

 

[Banned member 185991]

I'm also really good at making old people smile. I love old people.

You do know they live longer when you do that right?

 

[Aty]

I've got a talent. I can easily get my websites penalized, every time.

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

Don't want to blow my own horn, but I am an accomplished and renowned cunnilingist.

 

[mickyfu]

I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe

 

[archon10]

I can shoot ping pong balls through my vagina.

 

[antonbloom]

i can touch my butthole while pooping very rare and unique talent...

dude you are crazy!

 

[myopic1]

Don't want to blow my own horn, but I am an accomplished and renowned cunnilingist.

I'm a cunning linguist... I get the ladies but they're left unsatisfied.

 

[MoneyIsTheGod]

Then I'm the only talentless member in this forum.

 

[BreaknBrix]

I can make adderall very easily. Which is 75% dextro-amphetamine. All I'd need is 15 mins at any pharmacy, 2 hours to prep and 1 hour to cook.
I can make military grade white phosphorus (MUCH harder to make than red phosphorus) from cat litter, aluminum and sodium phosphate.
I can make military grade white phosphorus in smaller amounts from cat litter, coal and chicken bones.
I can make phosphine gas a highly lethal & odorless saran like gas enough to wipe out a large mall of people.
I can make methcatinone, chloralhydrate, GHB, fentanyl.... and technically MDMA from root beer extract (sassafras trees).
Then there's explosives like ANFO, TAP, nitroglycerin, blah blah blah.
High grade black powder + most fireworks except the few requiring cesium salts.
I can make a small scale blast furnace fueled with water and electricity that reaches 2500C / 5000F. Can melt pure silicon, platinum, everything but tungsten.
I can make an arc furnace although the last one exploded and instilled the fear of god in me.

I can copy most songs and sounds by ear. Simpler songs take a few hours more complex work can take weeks.
I can copy most hollywood sound fx and do so regularly as a hobby. I'm obsessed with copying stab & swell (reverse stab) sounds like the one in World War Z.
There are a few producers like Hans Zimmer who's work I can't copy. Just due to how much work, time and money his shit takes (mainly fx).
I can of course play classic piano but through modern day midi pianos I can play guitar, violin, sax, trumpet, flute, etc.
I can master audio.
I can master voice over audio.
I can make anyones dry recorded voice sound 10xs better & more confident with compression, blood overdrive, vintage psp warmer.
I can change the pitch of anyones voice to make it deeper or higher. Within a 6 note shift up or down it'll sound natural. Notes 7, 8, 9 the autotune robot effect happens.
I can drop inaudible -60 to -80 DB NLP buy anchors like ringing phones and buy chants behind voiceovers so people pick the sounds up subconsciously. My college thesis was all about how big corporations use sounds and music to charge emotional states that make people buy things.

I can weld, cast, craft, metal and wood work, concrete, market, copywrite.... I can do a lot of things I just can't read minds.

 

[Aluminium]

I make a mean leftover sandwich, man.

 

[Sherb]

This about covers it:

 

[Sherb]

I can make adderall very easily. Which is 75% dextro-amphetamine. All I'd need is 15 mins at any pharmacy, 2 hours to prep and 1 hour to cook.
I can make military grade white phosphorus (MUCH harder to make than red phosphorus) from cat litter, aluminum and sodium phosphate.
I can make military grade white phosphorus in smaller amounts from cat litter, coal and chicken bones.
I can make phosphine gas a highly lethal & odorless saran like gas enough to wipe out a large mall of people.
I can make methcatinone, chloralhydrate, GHB, fentanyl.... and technically MDMA from root beer extract (sassafras trees).
Then there's explosives like ANFO, TAP, nitroglycerin, blah blah blah.
High grade black powder + most fireworks except the few requiring cesium salts.
I can make a small scale blast furnace fueled with water and electricity that reaches 2500C / 5000F. Can melt pure silicon, platinum, everything but tungsten.
I can make an arc furnace although the last one exploded and instilled the fear of god in me.

TL;DR: "I have memorized the Anarchist's Cookbook".

 

[archon10]

This about covers it:

I dunno wtf this guy is talking about. He's got mad problems. No one would wear that shirt and those pants with that shave unless you're a bundle of sticks.

 

[virtualbyron]

I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe

So you are on the other side!

 

[Bleght]

I'm a procrastinator like no other...

 

[mickyfu]

So you are on the other side!

I'm on the fucking darkside. Bisexual, can't get it I'll buy it.

 

[BreaknBrix]

TL;DR: "I have memorized the Anarchist's Cookbook".

Anarchists cookbook is for children.

Adults use: https://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/index.html

Then they go to prison. :bawling:

 

[archon10]

BreaknBrix you wouldn't happen to be on Bluelight would you?