BreaknBrix
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- Mar 25, 2014
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So a couple weeks ago I was eating out with my mom.
We finish up and walk out to her car. I see this pink little bag laying in the snow. It looks like garbage, I walk closer and notice it's some fancy looking bag.
I go to her car to sit down. Open the bag and see a bunch of pink cards, credit cards, insurance... then a license.
The girl on the license is a very pretty 25 yo brunette. Then I look at the address and see she lives 2 blocks from me. I run down that road almost every day.
I tell my mom, "she's practically my neighbor, I'll bring it back when I go home." Then my mom psychotically grabs the bag and says "NO, you are NOT bringing it back, I'LL bring it back." I "wtf?" then she says "you have no idea if someone stole something, there's no cash in it, if you walk to her door and somethings missing and she's married her husband could kill you."
My mom is about as paranoid as they come. Watches way too many crime shows. I tell her "your crazy" and grab the bag. She grabs the purse back pulling so hard I have to let go so the straps don't rip.
Long story short we got into a huge fight over this stupid bag. Shouting for 30 mins straight. When I got back to her house I refused to leave cause she was acting like a crazy paranoid lunatic. She managed to lock the bag in her room and shouted "I'll anonymously fedex it back, that's the right way to do it". I shouted, she shouted, I eventually left and was mad as hell. My mom has a habit of being super paranoid about the dumbest shit it drives me crazy.
So out of spite I remembered that I remembered the girls full name (her house # I forgot). So I find her on FB when I get home. I briefly told her what happened and NOT to get a new license or put a stop on any of her cards. That my mom was going to "anonymously" slip it in her mailbox that weekend.
I also check out her FB and her husband. They look like normal people. She messages back "OMG you're a live savor, I got that bag for xmas" blah blah blah. I tell her "I've lost more than 1 wallet in my life I know how it feels I'm just glad I could help".
My mom brings the bag back the next morning at 6am. I get another message from this girl at 7am thanking me. I say " again, no problem, you're very welcome" and that was the end.
Fast forward to March 3rd. I randomly get another message from this chick. Saying "my Marshalls gift card had $50 on it. I went to use it and there was $12. thank you so much I appreciate it."At first I didn't even realize what she was saying. THEN I realized she was accusing ME of using her Marshals gift card to go shopping. This fucking bitch has NO IDEA the bullshit I had to go through fighting with my mom, me finding her on FB, messaging her, then emailing my mom out of spite to say, "I found the girl on FB... turns out she's not crazy mom. And her husband bought that Fendi purse for xmas. They were both very thankful."
My mom was mad as hell we didn't talk for like a week over this ordeal.
So I tried to message the girl back then noticed she unfriended me... then I couldn't find her FB account at all like she deleted her account I have no idea.
Long story short I got her email from her sister (off FB) and sent:
"You are fffucking crazy. And you have no idea the bs your bag caused because my mom thought you could be a crazy bitch and if something was missing from your purse... it could lead to some bs. I told her she was crazy which led to a huge fight like I'm telling you. I live at XXX (my address) RD. I run down your street almost every day with my dog. I make what was stole from your card in the time it takes to fall asleep every night. This is just 1 of my businesses (link). You see those reviews? Every one is worth avg $6,000. At least half forget to leave reviews. Do the math. If you srsly think I used your card to buy myself some shit then return your bag .... with you knowing my name, my mothers name... my address... then you are not very bright. Call Marshalls. Call the cops. Come to my house do w/e you need I will leave the door unlocked.
You're welcome."
After I hit send I thought "shit... did I take that too far?"
All I know, next time I see a purse laying in some lot I'm going out of my way to walk behind the store and shit right inside it.
Fuckn ridiculous.
ps. Please no trolls asking if my mom could have used the card. She's 72, retired, won't even drive 1 MPH above the speed limit.
This is why you don't do nice things for strangers.
We finish up and walk out to her car. I see this pink little bag laying in the snow. It looks like garbage, I walk closer and notice it's some fancy looking bag.
I go to her car to sit down. Open the bag and see a bunch of pink cards, credit cards, insurance... then a license.
The girl on the license is a very pretty 25 yo brunette. Then I look at the address and see she lives 2 blocks from me. I run down that road almost every day.
I tell my mom, "she's practically my neighbor, I'll bring it back when I go home." Then my mom psychotically grabs the bag and says "NO, you are NOT bringing it back, I'LL bring it back." I "wtf?" then she says "you have no idea if someone stole something, there's no cash in it, if you walk to her door and somethings missing and she's married her husband could kill you."
My mom is about as paranoid as they come. Watches way too many crime shows. I tell her "your crazy" and grab the bag. She grabs the purse back pulling so hard I have to let go so the straps don't rip.
Long story short we got into a huge fight over this stupid bag. Shouting for 30 mins straight. When I got back to her house I refused to leave cause she was acting like a crazy paranoid lunatic. She managed to lock the bag in her room and shouted "I'll anonymously fedex it back, that's the right way to do it". I shouted, she shouted, I eventually left and was mad as hell. My mom has a habit of being super paranoid about the dumbest shit it drives me crazy.
So out of spite I remembered that I remembered the girls full name (her house # I forgot). So I find her on FB when I get home. I briefly told her what happened and NOT to get a new license or put a stop on any of her cards. That my mom was going to "anonymously" slip it in her mailbox that weekend.
I also check out her FB and her husband. They look like normal people. She messages back "OMG you're a live savor, I got that bag for xmas" blah blah blah. I tell her "I've lost more than 1 wallet in my life I know how it feels I'm just glad I could help".
My mom brings the bag back the next morning at 6am. I get another message from this girl at 7am thanking me. I say " again, no problem, you're very welcome" and that was the end.
Fast forward to March 3rd. I randomly get another message from this chick. Saying "my Marshalls gift card had $50 on it. I went to use it and there was $12. thank you so much I appreciate it."At first I didn't even realize what she was saying. THEN I realized she was accusing ME of using her Marshals gift card to go shopping. This fucking bitch has NO IDEA the bullshit I had to go through fighting with my mom, me finding her on FB, messaging her, then emailing my mom out of spite to say, "I found the girl on FB... turns out she's not crazy mom. And her husband bought that Fendi purse for xmas. They were both very thankful."
My mom was mad as hell we didn't talk for like a week over this ordeal.
So I tried to message the girl back then noticed she unfriended me... then I couldn't find her FB account at all like she deleted her account I have no idea.
Long story short I got her email from her sister (off FB) and sent:
"You are fffucking crazy. And you have no idea the bs your bag caused because my mom thought you could be a crazy bitch and if something was missing from your purse... it could lead to some bs. I told her she was crazy which led to a huge fight like I'm telling you. I live at XXX (my address) RD. I run down your street almost every day with my dog. I make what was stole from your card in the time it takes to fall asleep every night. This is just 1 of my businesses (link). You see those reviews? Every one is worth avg $6,000. At least half forget to leave reviews. Do the math. If you srsly think I used your card to buy myself some shit then return your bag .... with you knowing my name, my mothers name... my address... then you are not very bright. Call Marshalls. Call the cops. Come to my house do w/e you need I will leave the door unlocked.
You're welcome."
After I hit send I thought "shit... did I take that too far?"
All I know, next time I see a purse laying in some lot I'm going out of my way to walk behind the store and shit right inside it.
Fuckn ridiculous.
ps. Please no trolls asking if my mom could have used the card. She's 72, retired, won't even drive 1 MPH above the speed limit.
This is why you don't do nice things for strangers.
