Ever had food poisoning?

[ShadeDream]

You have a weak stomach dude, I drink ACV like it's Apple juice.

 

[Reaver]

You have a weak stomach dude, I drink ACV like it's Apple juice.

Are you coming on to me?

 

[pressrelease]

Next time call 911 if you find yourself in any emergency.

 

[christianbed]

Yep...lost 10 pounds. The only thing that stopped the diarrhea was eating tons of yogurt. Also, food poisoning is contagious, so don't french kiss your girl.

 

[BreaknBrix]

The closest thing thing to food poisoning was when I ate a handful of hawaiian baby woodrose seeds. But I ate them to trip not for food. And that was a horrible experience as I was both tripping balls while being poisoned by a moderately lethal dose of glycocyanides. The vomiting, shaking, sweating, hallucinating was nothing compared to the needles in my stomach pain. I was punching my stomach for a good 6-8 hours then it let up a bit but didn't wear off for about 36 hours.

Then I had phosphine poisoning once while making white phosphorus. Went to the ER immediately for that.

Also had acute exposure to a microbiological toxin from stachboytrs mold. Waited about 2 hours before everyone went to the hospital.

Also had lymes disease which has nothing to do with food and was pretty "mild" compared to glycocyanides and phosphine but still the scariest due to how long it lasted.

When I was young I use to pour mercury between my hands a lot. Melted lead ingots and inhaled the fumes at least 100 times.

Then the first time I drank a liter of opium poppy tea. The first hour I was a fucking mess. Thought I was gonna die. Horribly intense stomach pain. Extreme nausea. Then the waves of euphoria hit I could have ate saran gas and still felt like god.

All in all I'd say if you're suffering from food poisoning go buy a bunch of unwashed poppy seeds from your local bakery. Don't do that. What you should really try is immodium. The reason I say that is loperamide is an OTC opioid. Many people don't realize this. It directly targets and triggers the opiate receptors in the stomach and intestines. It just doesn't pass the brain and get you high. But it will constipate you and loperamide is way stronger & better than pepto bismol imo. Give it a shot.

 

[JustUs]

I have eaten food that I thought was poison, and poison that I thought was food. But... In the OP's position I would have gone to the hospital.

 

[Reaver]

Yep...lost 10 pounds. The only thing that stopped the diarrhea was eating tons of yogurt. Also, food poisoning is contagious, so don't french kiss your girl.

I lost 7. My dad keeps saying he wants food poisoning so he can lose weight. I know he's trolling me but that's a messed up thing to say. I'm still on soft food. My stomach, chest and esophagus are all extremely sore from doing all that puking. (Surprisingly my butt is fine.) It's not funny.

I promise not to French kiss anyone.

The closest thing thing to food poisoning was when I ate a handful of hawaiian baby woodrose seeds. But I ate them to trip not for food. And that was a horrible experience as I was both tripping balls while being poisoned by a moderately lethal dose of glycocyanides. The vomiting, shaking, sweating, hallucinating was nothing compared to the needles in my stomach pain. I was punching my stomach for a good 6-8 hours then it let up a bit but didn't wear off for about 36 hours.

Then I had phosphine poisoning once while making white phosphorus. Went to the ER immediately for that.

Also had acute exposure to a microbiological toxin from stachboytrs mold. Waited about 2 hours before everyone went to the hospital.

Also had lymes disease which has nothing to do with food and was pretty "mild" compared to glycocyanides and phosphine but still the scariest due to how long it lasted.

When I was young I use to pour mercury between my hands a lot. Melted lead ingots and inhaled the fumes at least 100 times.

Then the first time I drank a liter of opium poppy tea. The first hour I was a fucking mess. Thought I was gonna die. Horribly intense stomach pain. Extreme nausea. Then the waves of euphoria hit I could have ate saran gas and still felt like god.

All in all I'd say if you're suffering from food poisoning go buy a bunch of unwashed poppy seeds from your local bakery. Don't do that. What you should really try is immodium. The reason I say that is loperamide is an OTC opioid. Many people don't realize this. It directly targets and triggers the opiate receptors in the stomach and intestines. It just doesn't pass the brain and get you high. But it will constipate you and loperamide is way stronger & better than pepto bismol imo. Give it a shot.

BB you've lead a very interesting life.

We don't keep Imodium in the house but I will make a note of that. The AC worked but it's never bad to have more than one remedy on hand.

I have eaten food that I thought was poison, and poison that I thought was food. But... In the OP's position I would have gone to the hospital.

I was at that point. If the charcoal didn't work I was going to tell my mom to take me to the hospital. She was with me for the entire night and the next day. She made sure I got my liquids in.

She's still monitoring me to make sure I don't suddenly drop dead. If I do, she's got insurance on me.

 

[James2]

Yeah man. Had an Indian takeaway the other week. I was squirting through the eye of a needle and puking at the same time. I don't mind a piss, but not out of my arsehole.

 

[ppaizon217]

I'am gonna chime in and say it were some punishment for eating animals or its derivates. I hope you wont buy/eat animals anymore. IF you do, I hope it happens again.
By the way, whatever you eat, from the hearth. make sure its ORGANIC CERTIFIED... with the logo on the product.. or you're just eating genetically modified SHIT.

 

[Bleght]

One of the best things to help you with food poisoning is charcoal.

 

[Reaver]

I'am gonna chime in and say it were some punishment for eating animals or its derivates. I hope you wont buy/eat animals anymore. IF you do, I hope it happens again.
By the way, whatever you eat, from the hearth. make sure its ORGANIC CERTIFIED... with the logo on the product.. or you're just eating genetically modified SHIT.

You hope I get food poisoning from eating animals?

You are a grade A asshole. Don't ever get mad at anyone for trolling you on this board ever again.

Go fuck yourself.