LOL Classic SEO ***spam***

[downlo]

[FONT=&amp]Check this email I received today.

Hello there! I was browsing some sources I know people use as back link builders, and came across a post that was probably built for you... One of the things I noticed is that whoever your SEO provider may be is using some poor choice of keywords that will make it incredibly hard for you to rank.

If you would like to talk more I am open to discussion on how you could improve your SEO..

Your thoughts?
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[hekke]

I remember my first spam email I got, I replied to it and thought it was a legitimate person behind it. You'll get used to it!

 

[downlo]

Yeah I know. Just makes me laugh a SEO company that

[FONT=&amp]was browsing some sources I know people use as back link builders[/FONT]

has a domain only a year and is using a po box for his/her address and a cell number.
lol

 

[thebomb]

Yeah I know. Just makes me laugh a SEO company that has a domain only a year and is using a po box for his/her address and a cell number.
lol

Probably fake PO box.

 

[SkyrocketSEO]

I get a LOT of these...sometimes they wont let go. Here is a "guest poster" that "really liked my site" and now they "want to offer me awesome content"

 

[blackice6666]

I got them daily as comments on my site because i frogot to enable akismet. Now i get 2-3 a week from my contact page.

 

[archon10]

Every god damn day...

Sometimes, I 'm an asshole and reply just to get their website and report them as link sellers to Google.

Hello,

We Have a SEO discount offer going for the following package:
Off-Page work activities "Monthly Task and responsibilities"

1. 20 Directory submissions
2. 10 Social Bookmarking Submissions
3. 1 unique, 400 word article written
4. 10-20 Search Engine Submission
5. 50+ One Way Directory Link

On-Page work activities "Follow only first month"

1. Meta tags/Title tag changes
2. Keyword research/Analysis
3. Competitor Analysis
4. Heading tag changes
5. Alt tag changes
6. Interlinking wherever required.
7. Keyword density in site content.
8. HTML Site Map
9. XML site map and Submission in webmaster tool
10. Ror.XML File creation
11. Robots.Txt File creation Extra work activities
12. Google Webmaster tool
13. Google Analytics

Please reply for the best quote for your website link and we will guarantee 1st position in Google ranking.
P.S:- This is our marketing strategy that we use g-mail, when you revert us back we will contact you through our company name.
Best Regards,
Marketing Manager

 

[Nonilol]

I enjoy reading this kind of spam alot more than all these domain renewal spam mails I daily get though.

 

[RedMango]

This is why I want out of SEO as idiot business owners get sucked in by the BS.