My dad told me to stop using my psychic powers :(

[netmoney1]

You are a better magician than I would be...

If I had your imaginary wizard skills I'd be...

1. Balls deep in some magical pussy (twins of course because that's just an extra wave with the magic wand)
2. Have a never ending supply of magic viagra
3. Be printing money with my magic money printer

...but that's just me. That's probably why you have these powers and mere mortals that would use them for selfish reasons aren't trusted with them.

I wouldn't listen to your dad. I mean what's he going to do? You harness the wizard skills...or reeeaaaaaalllllllyyyyyy good drugs. It's one or the other.

 

[PHPInjected]

You harness the wizard skills...or reeeaaaaaalllllllyyyyyy good drugs. It's one or the other.

Either way, he should open a BST for one of them. Depriving us of his special formula is cruel.

 

[NullReferenceX]

1. NullReferenceX is a skinny white kid programmer who's eyes are surgically attached to his screen.

So I am basically in the best position anyone can be in the world, I love being white. Seriously, I really do. If you're not white, your missing out. Thanks for the compliment! <3

 

[OrangeNRG]

[/LIST]

So I am basically in the best position anyone can be in the world, I love being white. Seriously, I really do. If you're not white, your missing out. Thanks for the compliment! <3

You're welcome babe. Now remove your eyes from the screen and come fuck me.

 

[NullReferenceX]

You're welcome babe. Now remove your eyes from the screen and come fuck me.

 

[youth]

Are you Naruto?

 

[OrangeNRG]

...

 

[NullReferenceX]

You can feel my true feelings, true <3