What is your dream life?

[CoolMartin]

Just wanted to know from you guys and especially that all of you are involved in Internet marketing. What is your dream life and what do you want to accomplish?

 

[Adrian112]

I'm living it man, I hope I won't wake up

 

[SkyrocketSEO]

My dream life is posting porn gifs on BHW without getting banned. I keep dreaming about it....who knows, maybe one day.

 

[Reaver]

My dream life is to be a Sith Lord. And not a crappy one like in the new Star Wars movie. I wanna be badass, like Palpatine.

Since there's no way that's going to happen, I'll just settle for the life I'm living now. It has its perks. Sometimes I find money in my pants before I wash them.

 

[Banned member 185991]

Getting paid to troll BHW.

 

[Reaver]

Getting paid to troll BHW.

We pay you in laughter.

 

[MisterF]

To learn how to cloak like Ralph

 

[davids355]

Exactly what I'm doing now. Just with a bit more money and a bit less work :-/

 

[Banned member 185991]

We pay you in laughter.

but I can't even hear it :bawling:

 

[Reaver]

but I can't even hear it :bawling:

Do you really need to? You'd troll even if we weren't laughing at you. The laughter is just a bonus.

 

[Sherb]

My retirement goal is to live on a beach somewhere in a touristy but not trashy town, and own a monolithic dome that is a house on the top floor, and a coffee shop underneath. My wife and I would wake up to our trustworthy employees making fresh coffee, we would look out onto the ocean, and then head downstairs to interact with some of our regular customers. We would do maybe one to two hours of actual work each day. Everything else will be handled by employees, who will be paid 3x whatever the local Starbucks is paying. We would take walks and jogs along the surf, and spend our days traveling and relaxing.

 

[agedaccs]

build a time machine and go back to year 2004

 

[Zwielicht]

One where I don't exist.

Wait, what?

It's a paradox!

 

[ambushiv11]

Be a game developer (MMORPG type of games, programming job)

 

[Oddissee]

My dream life is to be extremely rich and provide those who need help in my city and make sure my parents/family get everything they want!

 

[Ambitious12]

Will Start my own SEO agency in india,then do the best business,connect more and more smarty people,and then plan a tour of 5 countries in a year.

 

[BreaknBrix]

Dream life? Sounds like an oxymoron.

My dream life would consist of a list of conflicting goals:

1) Work less
2) Spend more time with family
3) Make more money as quick as possible so I can retire (conflicts with 1 & 2)
4) Allow myself to be happier and less a slave to material items (conflicts with 3)
5) Meet a compatible woman and get married before my parents pass on
6) Have anal sex with as many porn stars and super models as possible (conflicts with 5)
7) Spend more time in my studio making music for myself, rather than producers (conflicts with everything)
8) Travel more (conflicts with 3, 5, & 7)
9) Travel to Korea for penis enhancement surgery. Not cause my junk is that small but...
10) I'm never gonna outgrow my dream of needing a 9" cock to start my own porn business
11) Even 8" would work.
12) If I can get just another 1/2", I know I could work with....
13) Fuck that. I'm gonna start fuckn super hot dwarfs.. 4' 5" - 4' 11", film it, and not tell anyone they're dwarfs.
14) Become a more spiritual atheist, w/e that means.
15) Parachute to Alaska naked with no knife, flint, matches, nothing and survive for 6 months eating bears.
16) Clock Tom Cruise in the face as hard as possible.
17) Travel to space with PSY, Rooney Mara, a 100ft tunnel, a funnel in her vag... impregnate her from 100ft away while filming in slowmo with PSY dancing splits in the background then upload to youtube as "adult" content and force her to abort... the spaceship.

That's about it.

 

[Andys1992]

I wanna live on the beach, surf and work 4 hours a week