I always wonder if their last meal is any good. Like if you order lobster, do you get 5-star lobster? Or do you just get lobster from the local lobster shack that got a C during a routine health inspection.
In any case, I'm sure my last meal wouldn't be obtainable. I want either Connie's or Giordano's pizza from Chicago, and a cheesecake from Eli's. And since they probably won't put out that much money for my meal (or pay to have it delivered) I'd eat some collard greens and then take a dump on the floor. Make them remember me.
