easy $140 in 20 minutes

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this works the best if you bring a little kid with you.

bring some suction tool, a hammer.
drive around, say, wal-mart parking lot. look for cars with minor body damages.
talk to the car owner. tell him you can fix the car for $380. (minor damages to a new 2015 toyota corola body cost some $1300 to repair.)
if he bargains, reduce the price, perhaps all the way down to $200.
answer yes to all questions. for example, yes, you can make the car look brand new after your work.
use the suction tool to show that you can get the big dent out.
tell the driver to sit in the car and step on the break, when you 'fix' the car.
do some suction, and hammering. QUICKLY put wax on the dents. tell the owner he can come out. (the unwiped wax is used to cover the dents.)

tell him that you cannot remove the wax. you have to wait 20 minutes.
if he argues that he can still see the dents. say "i try to help, and you are taking advantage of me by not paying after our work?'
and pretend that you are leaving as a victim, especially with the poor kid.

if he is not satisfied, and will not pay the full $200. tell the kid to say 'repeatedly' "give us something!"

there you have it - the easiest $140.
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warning: this might only work on stupid man like me. (it actually took me a couple days to realize that i've been hustled.)
damn, i still cannot get over it!

morale: if you are desperate enough, and are willing to hustle, you will get what you want.
 
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do some suction, and hammering.

car-smashed.jpg


Done ! I'm waiting for my 140 $
 
Great method!!! How about scaling it up!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Instead of saying $380 say something Big and then reduce the amount suddenly....
BHAHAHAHA
 
Thought you had lost it OP, about to go into RANT mode until I reached the end.
Don't take it to heart, we have all been ripped off by clowns in the street at some point.
The only defence to use, is when anybody approaches you, just tell them to fuck off, anti-social but healthier for the wallet.
 
Lol what the actual fuck is this shit.

I need some proof OP.
 
The only defence to use, is when anybody approaches you, just tell them to fuck off, anti-social but healthier for the wallet.

If you do that after you park your car and then leave, you might have a couple surprises when you get back to your car.
 
If you do that after you park your car and then leave, you might have a couple surprises when you get back to your car.

This is true, when leaving your Car, if they start their spiel, then just smile sweetly and say "Sorry, can't stop, be right back" then rush away.
Then when you return to your Car tell them to fuck off.
 
lol rofl a movie should be made from this!, you where hit hard, probably the easiest $120 he got am sure the kid is the magic
 
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