Lets start a story.

[FreeTheTV]

"Go die in a hole, you crazy jayjay!". So they went from Thailand to...

 

[graphicnut]

jamaica, puffing da erb, when,,,,

 

[DarkMagicianOfChaos]

a lonely cowboy came up and said....is anyone going to eat that?

 

[gimme4free]

a lonely cowboy came up and said....is anyone going to eat that?

A short man walked up and says yes that is mine but you can eat...

 

[dark_twine]

so the cowboy began the eat the fannys which had teeth then

 

[graphicnut]

the cowboy mutated into a giant man eating sabor tooth vagina, too stoned to do anything the vagina.....

 

[singingsleep]

cowboy didn't chew good enough because the vaginas with teeth ate him from the inside out, mutated, and became the second reincarnation of Rob and....

 

[italiandude]

then he went to get stoned.

 

[tymillz]

Just to sum it up a bit...

So you all know the game where a person starts off with a line and then the next person says the next line and etc.
In the end you would have the most random story ever.

So lets do something like that.

I'll kick off by saying :

Once there was a boy called Joe, ...(you carry one)

he was lonely and very po'

next...

he was gay as a ten bob note

He had a wife looking like a ho' but...

it was really a she`he named rob

after finding out his wife was male he went to nearest bar and...

cheated on Rob with an aids invested bender

oh gawd not here.....please.Are yiz bored or wha?
'ckin hell

Joe's life was spinning out of control....

then he got his ass back to work making money.

he then died, r.i.p Joe boy!

Rob ran off with all his money to thiland

All work and no play makes for a very gay day...listen to me...I sound like Dr, Suess

Think I will start outsource scams to Nigeria was his first idea

and while in a hotel, woke up in the middle of the night to see the ghost of Joe...

Booooooooo said Joe!

Frightened, Rob ran to the telephone to call...

Me and give me all his money

Was going to say the same thing, cause Rob is a dummy.

So rob decided to apply for a crash test job he found on CL...

After the phone call Rob looked down and saw....

a vagina. "That's wierd!", he said to himself...

"damn, those lady boys"

Suddenly, Rob realized the vagina was his own!

he poked it, "oooooohhhhhh"......

crap...

"stop poking at me!" said the vagina

suddenly, the vagina bit Rob's finger off. WTF screamed Rob and....

The vagina spawned

another vagina! And suddenly Rob realized he had three of them

WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED
shouted the vagina

He got infected thanx to Rihana.

So Rob jump's up with madness and goes on a mission to find Rihana, on his way.....

he ran into a ....

lampost......

and had a tragic death.

but his vagina kept spawning and...

he/she/it got wet and then

started chasing people and spitting at them, it was acid spunk. These vaginas were attacking the whole of thailand

until a thailandese person came up and said...

die u fannies, pow pow

"Go die in a hole, you crazy jayjay!". So they went from Thailand to...

jamaica, puffing da erb, when,,,,

a lonely cowboy came up and said....is anyone going to eat that?

A short man walked up and says yes that is mine but you can eat...

so the cowboy began the eat the fannys which had teeth then

the cowboy mutated into a giant man eating sabor tooth vagina, too stoned to do anything the vagina.....

cowboy didn't chew good enough because the vaginas with teeth ate him from the inside out, mutated, and became the second reincarnation of Rob and....

then he went to get stoned.

 

[seikooc]

Why did the story end there??

 

[jakeumms]

"It doesn't have to!", said billy mays. Introducing the brand new...

 

[stick777]

bot fly that bored a hole under his skin!

 

[jakeumms]

bot fly that bored a hole under his skin!

(scratch that) ...pet dildo that follows you every where you go!

 

[str8thustler]

Billy mays decided to order one for himself, it was hot pink and green polkadotted with a black leather spike collar. He decided to take it for a walk around the park when...

 

[BigHustlah]

the amazing thing about the dildo, is that its name is Herman, and it came stock with genital warts

 

[contentRus]

Also dildo liked sucking dicks...!

 

[BigHustlah]

so Herman the dick sucking dildo with genital warts was walking around the park with Billy Mays, when he encountered his arch enemy:

A slightly used tube of mighty putty, obviously, his first reaction was to...

 

[jakeumms]

duck for cover, bend over, and take it like a man from the pet dildo...

 

[BigHustlah]

which he then sold on DP for $5 and cried "SUCCESS!"

 

[lilmasta]

the door knocks