That Bitch is lying to me!!

[Prodige]

Haha excuse me since i am a little tipsy but i had to share this little method =)

Earlier i went on CL and found a ad that said that somebody was thinking that his wife was cheating and he didnt know what to do.. Reading that ad gave me the idea to post about 5 ads myself that looked kinda like this:

Title: The cheating bitch! $500 reward for proof
Ad: So i found a empty condom wrapper at my house now and i need some proof that my damn wife is cheating on me.. I will pay anybody $500 that can provide me with proof (your dick in her mouth) that she is cheating. Email me for details


Had a total of 16 guys email me so far and i convinced them all that they are on the search of my cheating wife who barely ever leaves the house but i found traces on her computer that she is picking up the bastards from online However since i already tried finding her i know that she can only be contacted by a paid member on the site.. Since i would be to obvious they need to do it and i will reimburse them for the sign up once they bring me proof of the picture!

hehe..the search has begun and 3 sign ups so far!


Figured i would share =)

 

[singingsleep]

"Today, 01:38 PM"

Heheh, where do you live? Getting started early, lol.

Great method, fantastic example of how to think outside the box. Posted in CE I assume?

 

[kleg]

I did this same thing but instead said it was my husband cheating. Long story short, I got a shitload of chicks phone numbers all saying that they were there if I needed to talk. Only a small handful actually signed up to the dating site. Lesson: women are more trouble than their worth lol

 

[Prodige]

haha i am located in florida

 

[Tcm9669]

wow.. very original!

 

[welshman]

lol, had a wonderful laugh. I wonder how many other posts I will see like that soon! good share

 

[SEO20]

Ha ha ha - that is thinking outside the box.

 

[blackninja]

seo 20 stop copying things like a little bitch , LOL sorry ..

 

[acesUP]

That is the best example of thinking out side of the box I have heard in a long time. You are an inspiration to us all. +rep and thanks

 

[BigHustlah]

brilliant. nice original angle

 

[blackhatjamie]

haha, very nice idea.

 

[professional20]

lol this is nice!

 

[kleg]

Yeah, but the offer paid more for women, so I was trying to figure out a way. I know now

Watch Boiler Room its got many lessons in it for blackhat marketers, including one that applies here: "Don't pitch the bitch."

 

[Prodige]

thanks guys =)

 

[Prodige]

Sorry for the double post but I am building a custom dating page for this right now that allows me to outsource the sales if anybody is interested

 

[Nickehyz]

Sorry for the double post but I am building a custom dating page for this right now that allows me to outsource the sales if anybody is interested

Haha, this whole "method" is great. Good laugh And successful, any more leads?

 

[berrycorp]

funny.. and creative... like it

 

[springer98]

I did this same thing but instead said it was my husband cheating. Long story short, I got a shitload of chicks phone numbers all saying that they were there if I needed to talk. Only a small handful actually signed up to the dating site. Lesson: women are more trouble than their worth lol

You also got a start on building a list of women you can eventually market other crap to. If you can stand to keep up the ruse and build a dialog, you can "recommend" things to them, just like REAL women do.

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