Thanks for making fun of me. I was asking seriously.
To be honest, I thought the joke was hilarious! :heh:
That aside though, I have some speculation to offer:
1. If anyone here has the knowledge to create a new cryptocurrency, I doubt they'd be handing it out to a stranger randomly asking on a forum. I say this because, when there is already a seemingly unlimited number of alternatives to BitCoin, why saturate an already overly-saturated market with more potential competition? I realize people here do post amazing guides on money-making techniques, but from what I've gathered in my short time here, these are also people that are - at the very least - semi-successful in what they're posting about, have moved onto other methods, or have multiple methods of income generation that allow them to share their ideas without worrying about their profit tanking because others are using one of the same methods as them.
2. I know very little about cryptocurrency, outside of some history, a bit of marketing, and a large variety of scams/wastes of time (see: faucets). That said, I do understand that this isn't your typical, run-of-the-mill basic HTML. AFAIK, there aren't cryptocurrency creation guides floating around all over the Internet (if there is, my mistake), and if there were, I imagine there would be a seemingly infinite number of additional cryptocurrencies available than there already are. That said (again, speculation here), creating a successful and sustainable cryptocurrency is/would be just that much harder, considering the saturation of the altcoin market, and the birth of new cryptocurrencies online every day. If your plans aren't to create a successful and sustainable cryptocurrency, but rather, to make a few quick bucks by scamming people (I'm not projecting here, simply adding the 'what-if' to the equation), you're likely only shooting yourself in the foot, as the history of pump-and-dump schemes has already created tension in the marketplace, and will only further it by people doing such a thing (and at which point, I would then ask myself "is it really worth it?").
3. If you are truly, wholeheartedly convinced you have what it takes to create something like this, and are capable of adding real value to the scene, there's a possibility that a BitCoin or AltCoin forum may be able to point you in the right direction. I'm not sure on this, as I've never desired to undertake such a task myself, but if you want to know bad enough, you'll find your answer somewhere.