I cannot describe in words the benefits I am receiving from my meditations

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I just manifested $5400 and I know I'm roughly 2-3 months away from $2 million so I felt like I should give an update. Guys, I'm really not sure what to say. I'm going to tone this down by a LOT - a *freaking* LOT but essentially this is what has been happening to me lately:

I have out of body experiences where I teleport around to my friends, family, etc... quite regularly. I've been conserving all of my energy and here's the most curious part of all this that I wish I had an answer to: the super good electric feelings generated by lower places in my spine. Now, I've had these a few times now and I noticed a general pattern: After conserving for longer than 3 days + doing somatic meditations, the conditions occur for this to happen. I'm usually dreaming/half asleep - to be specific I'm in some altered state between waking up and being asleep. I'm almost always conscious but with very little lucidity. I start getting a super, super, super good feeling in my LDT. The last time this happened, it was more than just my ldt it was also in the next higher place as well as my perenium.

By super good I mean REALLY, REALLY, REALLY fucking good lol. I'm not exactly sure how else to say it without being extremely vulgar. Now, it doesn't seem to be coming off 1 particular point/dot to me it's basically about the size of a dime or maybe a bit smaller in each place contracting and expanding at a really fast rate. This also has some kind of an electric edge to it, a kind of rawness like a current, I'm not sure how to describe this. It lasts for about 10-30 seconds then gradually disappears.

Guys, I mean better than any feeling I've ever felt. EVER. Period. I was moaning and drooling like Myrtle the ghost at one point lmao.

Mate if I could induce this at will I'd probably never leave the house lmao. And that's exactly what I'm gonna work towards. Now, the interesting thing is that this has a side effect of increasing my lucidity or causing me to spontaneously leave my body. But when I'm floating around, the feeling actually kind of intensifies and doesn't decrease. Very curious, perhaps I was already ready to leave my body or was already out and the pleasure made me conscious.

I've asked a few teachers about this, they gave me a good roadmap to follow. I'll keep doing that but right now i'm trying to manifest a nice big house for people like me to meditate + practice full time. Rest assured I'll let you guys know when that happens.
 
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Sadly in reality, in the "real world", sadly, no you are not.
 
Miss Cleo sees a drinking game in the future for me as I peruse this thread further.
 

What is real? Well when your head is not completely screwed off drugs and silly little films that delude the simpletons, real is everyday life. However I guess you chose not to choose life, you chose something else.
 
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What is real? Well when your head is not completely screwed off drugs and silly little films that delude the simpletons, real is everyday life. However I guess you chose not to choose life, you chose something else.

First of all, I want to apologize for the remarks I made against you in the other thread. They were crude and baseless. For that I am sorry. I mean that dude, my bad. I should know better.

That being said, I think you will find that most of the stuff I post is very, very, very easily replaceable by basically anyone who takes the time and effort. And I don't do drugs - period. Nothing.
 
Lol this is purely hilarious, I couldn't even want to finish reading your thread I was laughing so hard.
 
I am pretty sure you have made a point about drug abuse many times.
 
OMG - here we go again. I am going to need to meditate after I continue to read this thread that is obviously about to have hundreds of comments in it. :)
 
I just manifested $5400 and I know I'm roughly 2-3 months away from $2 million so I felt like I should give an update. Guys, I'm really not sure what to say. I'm going to tone this down by a LOT - a *freaking* LOT but essentially this is what has been happening to me lately:

I have out of body experiences where I teleport around to my friends, family, etc... quite regularly. I've been conserving all of my energy and here's the most curious part of all this that I wish I had an answer to: the super good electric feelings generated by lower places in my spine. Now, I've had these a few times now and I noticed a general pattern: After conserving for longer than 3 days + doing somatic meditations, the conditions occur for this to happen. I'm usually dreaming/half asleep - to be specific I'm in some altered state between waking up and being asleep. I'm almost always conscious but with very little lucidity. I start getting a super, super, super good feeling in my LDT. The last time this happened, it was more than just my ldt it was also in the next higher place as well as my perenium.

By super good I mean REALLY, REALLY, REALLY fucking good lol. I'm not exactly sure how else to say it without being extremely vulgar. Now, it doesn't seem to be coming off 1 particular point/dot to me it's basically about the size of a dime or maybe a bit smaller in each place contracting and expanding at a really fast rate. This also has some kind of an electric edge to it, a kind of rawness like a current, I'm not sure how to describe this. It lasts for about 10-30 seconds then gradually disappears.

Guys, I mean better than any feeling I've ever felt. EVER. Period. I was moaning and drooling like Myrtle the ghost at one point lmao.

Mate if I could induce this at will I'd probably never leave the house lmao. And that's exactly what I'm gonna work towards. Now, the interesting thing is that this has a side effect of increasing my lucidity or causing me to spontaneously leave my body. But when I'm floating around, the feeling actually kind of intensifies and doesn't decrease. Very curious, perhaps I was already ready to leave my body or was already out and the pleasure made me conscious.

I've asked a few teachers about this, they gave me a good roadmap to follow. I'll keep doing that but right now i'm trying to manifest a nice big house for people like me to meditate + practice full time. Rest assured I'll let you guys know when that happens.

Sent you a PM...
 
Hahaha lol, I thought it was too good to be true, you really can't go 2 weeks without a troll thread, can you dude?

It's been roughly a month since my last thread man.

Btw I apologize for being a dickhead to you in our last squabble as well. It was very rude of me and I should know better than that bro. My bad.
 
I just manifested $5400
Ridiculous claims require a high level of proof. You've offered no proof. I suggest it's because you have no proof.

I'd probably never leave the house
That would be good, thanks. If you could then also refrain from having your mother pay the internet bill, that would be even better.

Rest assured I'll let you guys know when that happens.
Please don't.
 
Are you sure you will reach the $2M goal in 2 months? There is a big big difference between $5400 and 2M.
 
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