Hawkster
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Any Movie about IM?
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BreaknBrix
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Someone should make a movie about spamming. Not hacking or porn.
I'll write a script right now.
Title - Alpha Algo
*drone camera - flys slowly towards a mansion with ferraris & lambos parked in the front, over the roof for 20 seconds (big roof) passes a helicopter with opening credits.... to the massive backyard showing pool, jacuzzi, waterfall, lions and shit chained in his backyard..... drone slowly flys backwards into an open window.... inside a bedroom.
There's a scruffy, unshaven, old man snoring on the bed with a young white supermodel just wearing panties.
The clock changes from 10:51 to 10:52.... the alarm goes off.
Man wakes up. Woman is drueling, rolls around the bed, falls off onto the floor, moans, then goes back to sleep.
He pisses in the bathroom.
Then goes downstairs 1 flight using his elevator. He makes coffee. As the coffee finishes, he starts pouring in milk as filtered dubstep starts to play in the background.
The man walks to his front door, he grabs the knob as the filter for the dubstep starts to open. The door swings open, sun shines in, filter opens 100% and it's Skrillex - Bangarang (playing at the break 1:54). He turns to his mail box and it's full of checks. They're piled in there practically falling out. He tries to take them out with 1 hand, spills his coffee on his foot, shouts and throws the whole cup at his lambo.
He walks back inside. Grabs some pudding from his fridge and goes back upstairs to where the model is. He looms above her body for 10 awkward seconds just staring at her ass.
He lifts the girl up, puts her on the bed, then positions her head so its hanging off the edge facing down. He grabs the back of her hair lifting her unconscious head up, zips down his pants, pulls out a black dick, then pours the puddting on it. The camera quickly zooms on his face and it's Bill Cosby.
THEE END.
I'll write a script right now.
Title - Alpha Algo
*drone camera - flys slowly towards a mansion with ferraris & lambos parked in the front, over the roof for 20 seconds (big roof) passes a helicopter with opening credits.... to the massive backyard showing pool, jacuzzi, waterfall, lions and shit chained in his backyard..... drone slowly flys backwards into an open window.... inside a bedroom.
There's a scruffy, unshaven, old man snoring on the bed with a young white supermodel just wearing panties.
The clock changes from 10:51 to 10:52.... the alarm goes off.
Man wakes up. Woman is drueling, rolls around the bed, falls off onto the floor, moans, then goes back to sleep.
He pisses in the bathroom.
Then goes downstairs 1 flight using his elevator. He makes coffee. As the coffee finishes, he starts pouring in milk as filtered dubstep starts to play in the background.
The man walks to his front door, he grabs the knob as the filter for the dubstep starts to open. The door swings open, sun shines in, filter opens 100% and it's Skrillex - Bangarang (playing at the break 1:54). He turns to his mail box and it's full of checks. They're piled in there practically falling out. He tries to take them out with 1 hand, spills his coffee on his foot, shouts and throws the whole cup at his lambo.
He walks back inside. Grabs some pudding from his fridge and goes back upstairs to where the model is. He looms above her body for 10 awkward seconds just staring at her ass.
He lifts the girl up, puts her on the bed, then positions her head so its hanging off the edge facing down. He grabs the back of her hair lifting her unconscious head up, zips down his pants, pulls out a black dick, then pours the puddting on it. The camera quickly zooms on his face and it's Bill Cosby.
THEE END.
srb888
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Very real to life story!
Sorry for bumping, but I found a story about that man (the mofo in the link) just now after looking at this thread while searching for a movie to see... I too need a movie to kill some time atm.
The rest of the whole story, with a little modification, is here:
Pretty sure the story will be a blockbuster -- if the main character in the movie is named his real one.
Sorry for bumping, but I found a story about that man (the mofo in the link) just now after looking at this thread while searching for a movie to see... I too need a movie to kill some time atm.
The rest of the whole story, with a little modification, is here:
Code:
http://www.vanityfair.com/unchanged/2014/12/bill-cosby-beverly-johnson-storyPretty sure the story will be a blockbuster -- if the main character in the movie is named his real one.
Someone should make a movie about spamming. Not hacking or porn.
I'll write a script right now.
Title - Alpha Algo
*drone camera - flys slowly towards a mansion with ferraris & lambos parked in the front, over the roof for 20 seconds (big roof) passes a helicopter with opening credits.... to the massive backyard showing pool, jacuzzi, waterfall, lions and shit chained in his backyard..... drone slowly flys backwards into an open window.... inside a bedroom.
There's a scruffy, unshaven, old man snoring on the bed with a young white supermodel just wearing panties.
The clock changes from 10:51 to 10:52.... the alarm goes off.
Man wakes up. Woman is drueling, rolls around the bed, falls off onto the floor, moans, then goes back to sleep.
He pisses in the bathroom.
Then goes downstairs 1 flight using his elevator. He makes coffee. As the coffee finishes, he starts pouring in milk as filtered dubstep starts to play in the background.
The man walks to his front door, he grabs the knob as the filter for the dubstep starts to open. The door swings open, sun shines in, filter opens 100% and it's Skrillex - Bangarang (playing at the break 1:54). He turns to his mail box and it's full of checks. They're piled in there practically falling out. He tries to take them out with 1 hand, spills his coffee on his foot, shouts and throws the whole cup at his lambo.
He walks back inside. Grabs some pudding from his fridge and goes back upstairs to where the model is. He looms above her body for 10 awkward seconds just staring at her ass.
He lifts the girl up, puts her on the bed, then positions her head so its hanging off the edge facing down. He grabs the back of her hair lifting her unconscious head up, zips down his pants, pulls out a black dick, then pours the puddting on it. The camera quickly zooms on his face and it's Bill Cosby.
THEE END.
supervitallica
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I definitely recommend this movie: The Joneses
I watched the movie on a day trip in school while we were in the bus. I remember everybody complaining about the movie but i was truly hooked to that movie. That's when my interest in marketing and sales began.
I watched the movie on a day trip in school while we were in the bus. I remember everybody complaining about the movie but i was truly hooked to that movie. That's when my interest in marketing and sales began.
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Inside the Dark Web - Documentary
[video]http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/inside-dark-web/[/video]
[video]http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/inside-dark-web/[/video]
supervitallica
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I will try this one out.