Bored? Come play this game.

[Zwielicht]

day 2 , did nothing , slept 3 hours , woke up and started p[laying this game , going great this far , productivity level 999

You need to try the link as a username method I did. I've already had people visit the site (no purchases yet). Maybe I'll start a journey thread about it as a joke later.

 

[BreaknBrix]

This game is hilarious. The first time I got #1 I had to earn it no doubt. But I had people sacrificing themselves and literally running right into me so I could eat them. And they weren't all new players. One had earned at least like 500 pts and flew right into ma bally. It was the strangest shit ever. Like I had to earn it but luck was definitely on my side.

Then I wondered... "are people sacrificing themselves just cause they wanna see 'FUCK YOU' on the top of the leader board"? I really think they were.

Cause after I lost and came back under the same name.... EVERYONE suddenly started attacking me. There were people ganging up on me from all angles just to squeeze me into corners and attack the shit out of me. And this was happening when I had less than 100pts. I was worth nothing. So after a 1/2 hour of this crap I said fuck it and quit.

Then I noticed something interesting today. The guy who took me out of my #1 position had the same fucking name twice in the leaderboards. I didn't even realize it till coming back to this thread and seeing it in the screenshot I posted. But I was most def cheated out of my position. Cause even though he finished me off it was a coordinated attack between 2 of the top leaders to completely destroy me. I remember him coming at me and I didn't move cause he was smaller. I just sat there like "wtf"? But he kept moving towards me, I see a huge different color'd sphere combine with that mfkr and seconds later he swallowed me whole.

That's bullshit when you're playing in no team mode and other people are teaming up just to beat your ass. And I know it's little kids cause no self respecting adult would do that shit. Not at least until it's been done to them. Cause right now I'm learning to play on 2 computers with 2 hands at the same time.

 

[Zwielicht]

This game is hilarious. The first time I got #1 I had to earn it no doubt. But I had people sacrificing themselves and literally running right into me so I could eat them. And they weren't all new players. One had earned at least like 500 pts and flew right into ma bally. It was the strangest shit ever. Like I had to earn it but luck was definitely on my side.

Then I wondered... "are people sacrificing themselves just cause they wanna see 'FUCK YOU' on the top of the leader board"? I really think they were.

Cause after I lost and came back under the same name.... EVERYONE suddenly started attacking me. There were people ganging up on me from all angles just to squeeze me into corners and attack the shit out of me. And this was happening when I had less than 100pts. I was worth nothing. So after a 1/2 hour of this crap I said fuck it and quit.

Then I noticed something interesting today. The guy who took me out of my #1 position had the same fucking name twice in the leaderboards. I didn't even realize it till coming back to this thread and seeing it in the screenshot I posted. But I was most def cheated out of my position. Cause even though he finished me off it was a coordinated attack between 2 of the top leaders to completely destroy me. I remember him coming at me and I didn't move cause he was smaller. I just sat there like "wtf"? But he kept moving towards me, I see a huge different color'd sphere combine with that mfkr and seconds later he swallowed me whole.

That's bullshit when you're playing in no team mode and other people are teaming up just to beat your ass. And I know it's little kids cause no self respecting adult would do that shit. Not at least until it's been done to them. Cause right now I'm learning to play on 2 computers with 2 hands at the same time.

I had a few people give me some of their mass so that my shortened affiliate link would appear at the top of the leaderboard, that is until a guy named "Rape" ate me.

 

[koolkake]

Yeah, really interesting game because without chat, you must judge other user's intentions simply by their actions, which can sometimes be difficult to do. I was in a game as "North Korea" and there were 2 other NK's. We'd throw each other mass back and forth, team up on others. I became really big and a pretty large North korean sacrificed himself to me, his dear leader. I got like #2 on the leaderboard with 2 other north koreans body guarding me, splitting into 2 and giving me their other half.

Even when I got hit by the virus (spikey green thingy), the other guy would eat up all my little mass around me and then feed it all back to me.

great times.

 

[Moogle!]

Eh, it sucks. :/

 

[jazzc]

That's bullshit when you're playing in no team mode and other people are teaming up just to beat your ass. And I know it's little kids cause no self respecting adult would do that shit. Not at least until it's been done to them. Cause right now I'm learning to play on 2 computers with 2 hands at the same time.

Well, blackhat your way to revenge, hire a few VAs and have them gang up with you

 

[jazzc]

I had a few people give me some of their mass so that my shortened affiliate link would appear at the top of the leaderboard, that is until a guy named "Rape" ate me.

I almost laughed out loud

 

[BreaknBrix]

Alright, I just beat this stupid game again. Scoring twice as much as my last score with: 13,262 pts.
My sphere got so big and over inflated I finally noticed some problems with the game.

1) Once you pass 10,000 points there's nothing you can do. You can't move. You can't split cause viruses are everywhere. You have limited to no mobility at all.

2) The game in general becomes so boring you want to commit suicide.

3) Perhaps the most interesting "flaw". So many people are born into the game that they fly right into you nonstop. Like they appear of nowhere and happen to be going in your direction. This causes a positive feedback loop where you keep growing even if you don't want to. I stopped myself from moving then started watching tv. 5-10 minutes later I came back and noticed I accumulated around 1,500 pts. This forces you to keep ejecting mass. So you wind up becoming a farm for everyone else. Eventually you just feel like a fat useless fuck and want to die.

The designers obviously considered all of this to keep the game competitive. But I suddenly have no interest in playing anymore. Winning once is cool. You have to win twice just to know it wasn't luck. But anything more than that seems like a waste of time.

ps. I will play again if someone can beat my score (and prove it with a screenshot).

 

[Zwielicht]

ps. I will play again if someone can beat my score (and prove it with a screenshot).

Okay, I'll prove it, just let me open up Photoshop first...

 

[Trepanated]

ps. I will play again if someone can beat my score (and prove it with a screenshot).

I am resisting the urge to accept that challenge, because this game has already sucked up far too much of my time. I am hooked though, it keeps dragging me back to it. It looks simple, but the designers have put a huge effort in to make it look so simple. The graphics are reminiscent of Doodle Jump.

It's actually a very tactical game as well. For example, there's no need to run from two equally sized much bigger players - if you keep equidistant from them, neither can hit 'space' as it leaves them vulnerable to the other, when they split.

I've stopped trying to top the leaderboard in every game now as that's when it becomes a time vampire. Top 10 is my target and then I am happy to quit when I need a cup of tea or a cigarette - and every time I do, I feel a slight sense of liberation.

I also amuse myself by sniping the biggest player with a virus and then watching the feeding frenzy.

It'd be good if we had a way of knowing who we all are in the game - we've probably all crossed paths multiple times.

 

[greyhat91]

saw dyrus playing this haha

 

[maxedgames]

Yup, it is very addicting... Try using the nick "Ayy lmao" you are a giant alien. I actually got 1st place for quite a while

 

[BreaknBrix]

Okay, I'll prove it, just let me open up Photoshop first...

Even with photoshop... I still doubt you could do it.

I am resisting the urge to accept that challenge, because this game has already sucked up far too much of my time. I am hooked though, it keeps dragging me back to it. It looks simple, but the designers have put a huge effort in to make it look so simple. The graphics are reminiscent of Doodle Jump.

It's actually a very tactical game as well. For example, there's no need to run from two equally sized much bigger players - if you keep equidistant from them, neither can hit 'space' as it leaves them vulnerable to the other, when they split.

I've stopped trying to top the leaderboard in every game now as that's when it becomes a time vampire. Top 10 is my target and then I am happy to quit when I need a cup of tea or a cigarette - and every time I do, I feel a slight sense of liberation.

I also amuse myself by sniping the biggest player with a virus and then watching the feeding frenzy.

It'd be good if we had a way of knowing who we all are in the game - we've probably all crossed paths multiple times.

I hear you man I don't even like games in general. Last game I remember playing was GTA like 4-5 years ago. Before that I played a lot of chess ironically when I was locked up. Aside from working out that was all I did for 19 months straight. Work out, eat, go to my cell, play chess, sleep, repeat.

And I think that's what compelled me to play this game. Chess is a very capitalistic game and this is like chess on steroids. But I immediately noticed that A LOT of the players make extremely desperate moves. Like splitting on a brand new player when you have over 500 pts. I saw people doing that shit repeatedly and was like "wtf"? Why take such big risk for such little reward? So rather than play offensively, I didn't do much of anything at all. I spent most the game running away from people, collecting points, then just waiting for someone to fuck up. And realistically, all it takes is 3-4 well executed "anti-splits" to win the game. If someone started chasing me, and I knew I could capitalize on their split, I'd start taunting them like a dick. I'd go in circles around them. Or I'd move back towards them then at the last minute move up or down. Just by doing that people would split, then you jump on their split then jump on them.

Either way it's a really cool game.

-BB

 

[Titans]

Awesome game. Pls somebody stop me

 

[Deleted member 364366]

There's a mothership on one of the Europe servers. asdf potato, if you're here, you need to retire.

 

[Miraculous Atom]

Speed hack would be helpful.

 

[NoGameNoLife]

Finally reached 10Th place on the leaderboard on US west server,didn't even mean to,but probably you can tell that from the name:

 

[jazzc]

My almost 4 yo kid loves this game - he sits on my lap and gives directions which balls to eat while I make noises whenever a big blob appears and he laughs

 

[IAmFromTheInternet]

My almost 4 yo kid loves this game - he sits on my lap and gives directions which balls to eat while I make noises whenever a big blob appears and he laughs

Yeah, that sounds familiar.

Screaming which way to go, noises when a big blob appears, and strange sounds whenever I eat someone.

But I do it myself, no kids.....

... I'm 34.

 

[jazzc]

Yeah, that sounds familiar.

Screaming which way to go, noises when a big blob appears, and strange sounds whenever I eat someone.

But I do it myself, no kids.....

... I'm 34.

Plenty of time still, men don't need to make a family fast. Btw, men == kids, we just get to play with more expensive games than they do