SPQR
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- May 15, 2013
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Offline Snake Flyer Method to make the dough in 7 easy steps
Hey BlackHatWorld community and friends. I have decided to give out a method and exact niche that I have been using for exactly 3 hours now and banking hard. It takes only 40 minutes of work before you start seeing profits (30 minutes of that is just waiting while sipping on some codeine syrup).
This method is exclusive to BlackHatWorld, as I do not have any accounts over at other marketing forums. You can share it but I would love for the majority of discussion to stay on BlackHatWorld. Try not to saturate this market please.
Let?s jump right into it! Snakes are a lucrative market. Flyers are a lucrative technique to share this lucrative and currently unsaturated market of lucrative snakes and lucrative flyers.
Step One:
It is time to start flyer creation without even explaining the whole method. You wouldn?t want to do any research before beginning any marketing. Here is an image of me creating the flyer on Word. Very good software!
Step Two:
Print your flyer! This is one of the most important steps. Without a high quality laser printer flyer, why would this thing possible convert? I don?t know. Why are you asking me?
Step Three (The golden step):
MARKETING, BABY. GOTTA SPREAD THE WORD TO RAKE IN THE DOUGH.
Did I say that step two was the most important step? I lied. See, I wanted to make sure that you spent an adequate amount of your precious time creating the physical material that you are marketing. In fact, if you are not using the snake niche, please leave. Any other animal is unacceptable and it will not convert.
I call these three locations the magic three. Windshields, Doors and Air Conditioning Units are the magic three. Let me explain. Windshields because it is impossible to drive with something blocking your view and doors because that location is obnoxious and home owners look at them instantly. Last but not least, air conditioning units. The flyer will get stuck and cause the house to overheat. Any wise occupant of a house would take that flyer out right away!
In addition to those three, I also have four other wise places to put your snake flyer. These places are a bit more targeted. You can put the flyer in a location where house inspectors check, where garbage men visit, where homeowners associations put their shit or you can create a paper airplane and throw it in the sky. Anyone can see this one!
Step Four (Waiting):
On the flyer you put 30 minutes so that a bunch of people will be able to see it. So you wait 30 minutes. Simple!
Step Five:
Even more waiting. In the title I put ?7? because that is a number that draws attention. So I am just going to stick to my word and insert some useless text here.
Step Six (Making Money):
Yes. The time has come. You will need to outsource some workers because it may not be possible to be in many locations at once. Wait for the hordes of people to show up and then you can drop your sick rhymes. I recommend that you also play the song Anaconda by Nicki Minaj because that song is strongly relevant and it will guarantee you more money.
The way you make money is you ask for it when you hold out your hat. This may not be creative, but I am not going to spoonfeed you fools! I have other tricks up my sleeves though. Maybe you can put some magnets on the ground so that metal coins fly out of the audience?s pockets and onto the magnets for you to collect later.
Step Seven:
Spend money and multiply your workers. Exponential growth, yo!
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I know many of you would like proof that this is an original method, so here:
Hey BlackHatWorld community and friends. I have decided to give out a method and exact niche that I have been using for exactly 3 hours now and banking hard. It takes only 40 minutes of work before you start seeing profits (30 minutes of that is just waiting while sipping on some codeine syrup).
This method is exclusive to BlackHatWorld, as I do not have any accounts over at other marketing forums. You can share it but I would love for the majority of discussion to stay on BlackHatWorld. Try not to saturate this market please.
Let?s jump right into it! Snakes are a lucrative market. Flyers are a lucrative technique to share this lucrative and currently unsaturated market of lucrative snakes and lucrative flyers.
Step One:
It is time to start flyer creation without even explaining the whole method. You wouldn?t want to do any research before beginning any marketing. Here is an image of me creating the flyer on Word. Very good software!
Step Two:
Print your flyer! This is one of the most important steps. Without a high quality laser printer flyer, why would this thing possible convert? I don?t know. Why are you asking me?
Step Three (The golden step):
MARKETING, BABY. GOTTA SPREAD THE WORD TO RAKE IN THE DOUGH.
Did I say that step two was the most important step? I lied. See, I wanted to make sure that you spent an adequate amount of your precious time creating the physical material that you are marketing. In fact, if you are not using the snake niche, please leave. Any other animal is unacceptable and it will not convert.
I call these three locations the magic three. Windshields, Doors and Air Conditioning Units are the magic three. Let me explain. Windshields because it is impossible to drive with something blocking your view and doors because that location is obnoxious and home owners look at them instantly. Last but not least, air conditioning units. The flyer will get stuck and cause the house to overheat. Any wise occupant of a house would take that flyer out right away!
In addition to those three, I also have four other wise places to put your snake flyer. These places are a bit more targeted. You can put the flyer in a location where house inspectors check, where garbage men visit, where homeowners associations put their shit or you can create a paper airplane and throw it in the sky. Anyone can see this one!
Step Four (Waiting):
On the flyer you put 30 minutes so that a bunch of people will be able to see it. So you wait 30 minutes. Simple!
Step Five:
Even more waiting. In the title I put ?7? because that is a number that draws attention. So I am just going to stick to my word and insert some useless text here.
Step Six (Making Money):
Yes. The time has come. You will need to outsource some workers because it may not be possible to be in many locations at once. Wait for the hordes of people to show up and then you can drop your sick rhymes. I recommend that you also play the song Anaconda by Nicki Minaj because that song is strongly relevant and it will guarantee you more money.
The way you make money is you ask for it when you hold out your hat. This may not be creative, but I am not going to spoonfeed you fools! I have other tricks up my sleeves though. Maybe you can put some magnets on the ground so that metal coins fly out of the audience?s pockets and onto the magnets for you to collect later.
Step Seven:
Spend money and multiply your workers. Exponential growth, yo!
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I know many of you would like proof that this is an original method, so here:
