Tried that a couple times. Generated very hilarious reactions!
Could this be the girl for me?
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Tried that a couple times. Generated very hilarious reactions!
funkybunker
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I didn't give a fuck to read responses, noticed a few that were funny.
All I got was you're treating this like a creep. Walk up to her with a reason like hanging out sometime, exchange names and numbers. DON'T bring her flowers unless you want to fuck every chance you had.
All I got was you're treating this like a creep. Walk up to her with a reason like hanging out sometime, exchange names and numbers. DON'T bring her flowers unless you want to fuck every chance you had.
housemusic
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Brother you are doing extreeeemly wrong...and you probably don't have good bros to give you advice, so here you go! 3 advices:
- Girls is a very wild and weird specie, you can't trust no woman but your mom.
- You should never create expectation or demonstrate feelings and you must play cool until you get to know who the person really are and you have sex.
- Everything you do, you do for you and your family. Don't give a shit what other people thinks about social status or how much money you have.
Humm lets see... I would just walk towards her and ask "Hey how are you...I see you here everyday I wonder any good place around for..."...if you get her offguard and she likes you she will probably do some signals like throwing her hair or smile
- Girls is a very wild and weird specie, you can't trust no woman but your mom.
- You should never create expectation or demonstrate feelings and you must play cool until you get to know who the person really are and you have sex.
- Everything you do, you do for you and your family. Don't give a shit what other people thinks about social status or how much money you have.
Humm lets see... I would just walk towards her and ask "Hey how are you...I see you here everyday I wonder any good place around for..."...if you get her offguard and she likes you she will probably do some signals like throwing her hair or smile
Capo Dei Capi
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One or two shots of vodka isn't going to make someone do something stupid.
Techxan
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Alcohol is all fun and games until your brain decides to take a nap and not inform your body.
While I am inclined to diagnose your sympathy for him as the gas fueling this persistent and annoying infection, that is a bit of an analytical leap. Rather, may I suggest that you leverage this situation to make him your loyal slave through a brutal "friend zoning?" He will find immense satisfaction in being at your side and serving you, and you will have someone to clean the gutters, mow the lawn, walk the dogs and preform an assortment of other undesirable labors. It may very well be a win-win arrangement!
KingServers
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My friend, I just think that you should go ahead and try to build a good relationship with her. No one knows what destiny has written for us. Just stay focused and give a try.
mistercasanova
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This was actually a very funny thread.
I don't know how you stumbled upon BHW to ask this question, but you're certainly in the wrong place.
I don't know how you stumbled upon BHW to ask this question, but you're certainly in the wrong place.
JournoNick
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I'm going to give you the ultimate secret to getting a girl.
The first step is follow here around like there is no tomorrow, find out all her friends and then start collecting a library of pictures.
Step two is photoshop as many pictures of you and her together with friends, upload them to facebook and print them out, put the up on the walls around your house.
Step three is approach her and ask her out to coffee, be a gentleman and then ask her out for dinner one night.
Step four, be awesome during dinner, enough so she would like to come to your place. Don't forget to leave facebook open on your laptop in the lounge room before you leave.
Step five, watch her amazing reaction when she see's you love her so much because you have pictures everywhere and you already have a facebook account with her pictures.
Step six. Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
The first step is follow here around like there is no tomorrow, find out all her friends and then start collecting a library of pictures.
Step two is photoshop as many pictures of you and her together with friends, upload them to facebook and print them out, put the up on the walls around your house.
Step three is approach her and ask her out to coffee, be a gentleman and then ask her out for dinner one night.
Step four, be awesome during dinner, enough so she would like to come to your place. Don't forget to leave facebook open on your laptop in the lounge room before you leave.
Step five, watch her amazing reaction when she see's you love her so much because you have pictures everywhere and you already have a facebook account with her pictures.
Step six. Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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There are few popular sayings which you need to know first...
"You run behind a girl, the girl will run for a boy with money. You run behind money the girl will run behind you"
They say
"There is a woman behind every successful man, this is correct becoz women don't date unsuccessful man"
So in conclusion what i say is be rich, be strong physically and the girl will be behind you.
"You run behind a girl, the girl will run for a boy with money. You run behind money the girl will run behind you"
They say
"There is a woman behind every successful man, this is correct becoz women don't date unsuccessful man"
So in conclusion what i say is be rich, be strong physically and the girl will be behind you.
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hey, I'd say never conclude she's the one yet. study her more to know who she is. some girls go with any new guy around anywhere they are. and when you two eventually get together you may start to dislike her for that. start with friendship and be real. good girls won't mind if there is no rose yet. they just want you to be there. don't show off. if you don't have $$$ yet just be nice and keep focus on your eBay list. cause even the good girls still want money. in all, don't let her go, you might regret later. and... ...good luck to you
The Scarlet Pimp
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a woman will never date someone who is way below her own socioeconomic class. in other words a girl who earns $100,000. will not choose a partner who pulls minimum wage.
i actually heard a woman say she would not date a guy who made minimum wage. she was kinda joking when she said it, but i think she meant it.
Zwielicht
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Never, huh?
Kevin Federline didn't make minimum wage, although he was certainly far below Britney Spears.
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OP is the type of guy to respond to "girl near you" chat gifs on porn sites.
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I get an idea , man. If that girl is living next door. You two might have conversations during the day sometime.
I think you should have a cute doggie... when you walk your dog, train the dog run to her and play with her.
No girls can resist doggie...you know what do to next..
just talk to her naturally as it goes.
be the man!
+1 for having a dog
Zwielicht
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