Swine Flu

O NOEZ! 200 people got infected globally; it's a pandemic! It will kill us all! Hide!

Can you tell whether I was sarcastic or not?
 
Im about as worried about this as I was avian flu a couple years ago and as worried as I am about terrorists gittin me.

Seriously guys if you are worried about this you should start some learnin.

Jim
 
I remember a few years back, during the mad cow outbreak, beef was so cheap; I was BBQing everyday. Maybe it will be summer of half price prok chops, souvlaki, kababs, etc...

Now we just need a hops/barley flu outbreak.
 
hxxp://w3.miniclip.c0m/games/sneeze/en/
stumbled upon this - its horribly playable! felt guilt and strangely satisfied at the same time
 
I believe that the baby death in Texas was traced to the baby coming from Mexico prior.

(...understands if you smoke more weed and stay at home your chances of survival are "highly" insured)

You should start your gardens today and stay at home!

Great weed & seeds can be found at weedsthatplease-com (LOL - shameless self promotion goes here)

Good luck to everyone.
(Stay healthy my friends)
 
You ought to know before worrying your life away with swine flu

What is Swine Flu?
Swine Flu is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A Influenza Virus (H1N1) that regularly causes outbreaks in pigs. Most outbreaks occur during the late fall and winter months.

Can human catch Swine Flu?

Swine Flu Viruses normally does not infect human. But sporadic infections with human have occurred who had direct exposures to pigs infected with Swine Flu. But the current Swine Flu Outbreak is different. It is caused by a new Swine Flu virus that spreads from person to person and its happening among people who haven't had any contact with infected pigs. When flu viruses mix their genes with one another, they can take on new forms (Mutate). New Flu Viruses are harder for the human Immune System to defend against. The Swine Flu Virus from Mexico may have the ability to spread quickly and kill people, possibly causing a worldwide pandemic, according to W H O.

What are the symptoms of Swine in Human?
It takes about 4 (four) days for the onset of symptoms when a person is infected. The symptoms are usually:-

1. Coughing and sneezing
2. Headache and Body ache
3. Fever and chills
4. Sometimes vomiting and diarrhea
Severe cases of Flu that leads to death are normally seen in very young and very old people whose immune systems are too weak to fight off the virus.

Can people catch Swine Flu from eating pork?
No, Swine Influenza (Swine Flu) is not transmitted by food. You cannot get Swine Flu from eating pork or pork products. Eating properly handled and cooked pork and pork products are safe. Cooking pork to an internal temperature of 700C kills the Swine Virus as it does to other bacteria and viruses.

Is there a Vaccine for Swine Flu?
There is no Vaccine to protect human from Swine Flu but Vaccines are available to be given to pigs to prevent Swine Flu.

So is there a treatment for Swine Flu?
Yes, swine flu responses to the drugs Tamiflu (Oseltamivir) and Rebenza (Zanamavir). But the human form of HINI that is currently circulating is showing slight resistant to Tamiflu.
Why are the health officials concerned about the outbreak of Swine flu?
The viruses are mutating (i.e. changing from one form to another) which is getting harder for our immunity system to defend against with little or no opposition from immune system, they can grow quickly and injure many tissues and organs. They may also set off a harmful immune over reacting in the body called "Cytokine Storm", that may be lethal in itself.

How can I protect myself from Swine Flu?
We can protect ourselves from swine flu by:
1. Personal hygiene, such as avoiding from people who are infected with cough and sneeze.
2. Frequent hand washing.
3. Proper diet to build good immunity.
4. Ask people who are with flu symptoms to stay home.
5. Avoid theatres and gatherings in case there is a suspected outbreak. And breathing through simple filter such as cloth.

How can we diagnose Swine Flu in human?
In human, Swine Flu is usually transmitted through the
Respiratory Tract. Droplets of infected body fluids may carry flu when people cough or sneeze. Therefore, a respiratory specimen generally needs to be collected within the first 4 to 5 days of illness (when an infected person is most likely to be shedding virus). However, especially children may shed virus for 10 days or longer. The collected specimen is then sent to the identified laboratories in the country for confirmation.
 
lol i still cant belive that people cant find a right way to bank off this. Think about it for a little bit and then you will realize how to.

I cant believe i am going to drop this but then again I did not take the opportunity to use it (too lazy) soo...

make a random blog about swine flu. get it approved for adwords and then for title put

" Jessica Alba on death bed from swine flu"

Now go on your site and turn your blog into a one of those fake jessica alba porn sites (the one where they have jessica alba look alikes strip and shit). Then on the bottom of the site put "If you want to see more of jessica alba getting fucked, click here"

Redirect that link to your favorite adult affiliate site.

Now spin it and make some money.

also for those that think they will die from the flu are idiot. Swine flu is just like the normal flu with some modifications. You can carry the flu for over 7 days without knowing your infected. The reason people died is because their immune system went haywire and killed everything off, which caused too much pressure on the heart, liver, etc.. thus killing them. so this means your immune system is much more deadly then the flu.
 
OH, I'm so scared... Ooeee...

So no then, but I am making money from it haha!
 
TBH its just luck really, best thing you can do is stay at home and minimize contact with the outside world. Stock up on food now while it is safe, then later when you do go out where a face mask and gloves and you should be fine.
 
You don't have to worry just yet,this is pre-operational test phase so the governments of the world can get peoples heads into pandemic fear mode and get the infrastructure in place for the mass exterminations they are planning to cause when they release the real unstoppable and incurable viral strains they have developed into the population-think of it as accelerated evolution:D
 
This swine flu has got to be some biologically created flu strain created by humans. Nobody has ever heard of this flu. It magically appears out of nowhere. Think about it. Where did it come from all of a sudden? Just materialized out of thin air? Came from a pig? Hardly!!! There are trillions of pigs all over the world, for trillions of years. Surely had this thing materialized from a pig we would have seen some kind of evidence of a flu strain like this years ago.

If you believe this thing is a pig flu something is wrong. I don't believe it and i don't think many people do either. This thing was unleashed by our wonderful UPPER gods to wipe out the poor people or at least they tried.

Just like AIDS. Which supposedly started in Africa, rumor has it that this disease was a man made concoction designed to wipe out the African population to rid the aid money people were pouring into the country to stop the suffering, except the idiots didn't realize it would wipe out the world eventually.

What a world we live in.
 
i read snowwhites thread on this and i think if the powers that be where to release some virus for the purpose of a population cull they would be much smarter than to release something which was an obvious splice of other virii... dont you think?
 
This swine flu has got to be some biologically created flu strain created by humans. Nobody has ever heard of this flu. It magically appears out of nowhere. Think about it. Where did it come from all of a sudden? Just materialized out of thin air? Came from a pig? Hardly!!! There are trillions of pigs all over the world, for trillions of years. Surely had this thing materialized from a pig we would have seen some kind of evidence of a flu strain like this years ago.

If you believe this thing is a pig flu something is wrong. I don't believe it and i don't think many people do either. This thing was unleashed by our wonderful UPPER gods to wipe out the poor people or at least they tried.

Just like AIDS. Which supposedly started in Africa, rumor has it that this disease was a man made concoction designed to wipe out the African population to rid the aid money people were pouring into the country to stop the suffering, except the idiots didn't realize it would wipe out the world eventually.

What a world we live in.

Actually swine flu is not something new that came out of no where...
Code:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swine_influenza#History
I do think though that swine flu might be/have something to do with the politics, maybe they are trying to cover something else, something big up or maybe they are trying to take away the attention from something else?? WHO knows... :confused:
 
Actually swine flu is not something new that came out of no where...
Code:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swine_influenza#History
I do think though that swine flu might be/have something to do with the politics, maybe they are trying to cover something else, something big up or maybe they are trying to take away the attention from something else?? WHO knows... :confused:

Didnt think it was new it has just mutated to infect humans.

Anyone profiting from Swine Flu marketing yet?
 
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