When somebody asks what do you do, what is your job title?

[waddawadda]

I say "internet marketing". I normally get a response like "ahhh I see....p0rn"!

 

[MafiaBoss]

i say i run p0rnography business on internet.

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

i'd go with "traveling" rather than "online"

No, that way I still get a cam show if they change their mind about a consultation.

 

[kaytalk]

I always say Social Media Specialist.
Deals with Online Media Services!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I wish I could have been here for that.

I tell any one who asks that I am a Consultant. Any clients or competition that I have are consulted on what they need and where they need to be. My clients, they need to be on the front page. My competition needs to be passed the 10th page on Bing, Google, and Yahoo for any keyword.

how much monkey can you keep papal:

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...91315-how-much-monkey-can-you-keep-papal.html

 

[mickyfu]

How about start writing some legit answers instead of being a 10 year old all over again?

How about searching the forum for the other 7894 threads asking the same question?

 

[wizard04]

I always say Social Media Specialist.
Deals with Online Media Services!

:euro: ...Fancy

 

[lietuvis002]

I do affiliate And they are like: wow! it ahould be really easy!

 

[Trepanated]

how much monkey can you keep papal:

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/business-tax-advice/491315-how-much-monkey-can-you-keep-papal.html

One of the top 3 most legendary threads on BHW in my opinion.

Definitely the most quoted.

 

[nomansohail]

simple and easy. I work on the internet :rofl: they be like then all that is followed by a little chat on explaining general concepts

 

[MoneyIsTheGod]

Am killa drugs deala.

 

[Deleted member 364366]

One of the top 3 most legendary threads on BHW in my opinion.

Definitely the most quoted.

I hope Bartman is up there among them.

 

[TheUnborn]

I tell them I'm Head of Google Spam

 

[ForgotTheMilk]

I tell them I am the bosss rick ross

 

[KamBhai]

I am a... uhmmm.. I am a....
Well, I can't explain but it's better than 9-5

 

[xoziggieox]

I say I own a web design and SEO company.

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

One of the top 3 most legendary threads on BHW in my opinion.

Definitely the most quoted.

That thread and the muscleteen thread are the only two that actually made me cry with laughter. Classics.

 

[PHPInjected]

That thread and the muscleteen thread are the only two that actually made me cry with laughter. Classics.

Ming was kind enough to PM the link before I seen the thread. The paypal monkie thread is the funniest thread I have read here. Muscleteens thread was hilarious. When he was nominated for JR. Vip, members kept mentioning his thread. I messaged one and asked them what they were talking about. I was linked to the infamous muscleteen thread. The running Chuck Norris joke of BHW. Muscleteen is a great guy, though. Like I said to ming, I got a hearty John Goodman laugh from them.

 

[The Gray Fox]

Wave a wand and be like I'm da mofuckin' next gen Bill Gates.
You're a variant of a entrepreneur, a netpreneur.

 

[LostConnection]

I just say I'm The Last King of Scotland, when I'm not there, because then everyone thinks of the movie and starts talking about how James McAvoy was great. When in Scotland I would get weird looks so I just say I go to uni here and earn money as a test drinker at the local brewery. (I wish I could have a job like that)

This monkeys and muscleteen stuff got me interested, now if you'll excuse I'll do a little bit of digging.