My website traffic is skyrocketing!

Oukast

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I just got this email from Weebly, titled: "Congrats! Your website traffic is skyrocketing"

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So what about you guys? Still farting in the small league? :thrasher:
 
Oh yeah! It's time to celebrate! If you're lucky, maybe next week you'll get to 10 page views.

Think about all the monkies in my papal. And dem bitches!
 
Jeez. Write a WSO about how to gain such traffic. Good job :)
 
For a weebly, you are in the top traffic getters! A page view a day!! Woo Hoo!!

Now scale up and you might gt 7 uniques in a week.

Time to hire that architect to design that dream home.
 
WOW, teach me master, i want to let the nooblife behind me and drop down to those skyrocket 7 views!
 
and that moment when you realise that those whole 7 views was views by yourself :pat:
 
I got same email last week for 2 views. That sucks.
 
Time to retire mate. Enjoy those riches from your balcony overlooking the sea. God knows you have earnt it ;)
 
Nice! How many times did you visit the site yourself ? 7?
 
OMG 7 Page views in a week?? thats really really great! you should be making $$$ now!! :D :P
 
Time to retire mate. Enjoy those riches from your balcony overlooking the sea. God knows you have earnt it ;)

About to move away from the sea view actually, not a nice change for someone who has grown up with a sea view, but it's just temporary until I finally get that villa with a private beach :cool:

Nice! How many times did you visit the site yourself ? 7?

Don't crush my dreams of internet stardom :(
 
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