What would you do if there was no Internet?

[spmcnerd]

OMG don't say that OP!!! My hooter just shot south.
Where would I get bath salts. Oh geeze you here that?

 

[Nut-Nights]

I'd probably be a pornstar. :banana:

 

[pxoxrxn]

Better yet, what if Edison hadn't invented the lightbulb?
We would all be watching our TV's by candlelight!

Sorry Wiz, but that is the second time you've made that joke in such a thread. Consider this a warning.

 

[WizGizmo]

Sorry Wiz, but that is the second time you've made that joke in such a thread. Consider this a warning.

So . . . shoot me.

 

[madoctopus]

With internet - you play multi player games, masturbate to fresh vids, troll forums pissing off people on the other side of the world, waste half a day watching kitty movies on YT.

Without internet - you play single player games, masturbate to same CD-rip you used for the past 3 months, troll people face to face and risk to get kicked in the ass, play with an actual cat.

Without internet and PC - yougo out in the sun and play, have real sex, think a troll is an ancient creature, play with an actual "pussy".

I'm stereotyping, I know, but who cares, it is fun

 

[Trepanated]

I remember the days before the internet - you lot don't know how lucky you are.

We used to have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before we went to bed...

 

[seoways]

I would be playing cricket, foot ball in fields not in Internet.. I would never be wasting my time in Facebook, Twitters.. I can meet & chat my friends directly not by social websites..

Obviously I would not be earning this much without Internet..

 

[Aty]

I would probably have a better and healthier life.

 

[prlinkssale]

If no Internet Don't Know What I Do, Probably I will Work Some Textile Company And I won't Have little Improvment In My Life, When Comparing Now..

 

[Mr.Boss]

I would happy since there won't matt cutts

 

[Keyboarding]

i'd waste so much less time..

 

[Jaxon Arthur]

Now i am reading facebook. If there is no internet, i will start reading books (without face).