RATTO'S WEEKLY 50 ARTICLES GIVEAWAY!!!
(The winner will be selected at random among the people who have gotten the right answer - On Friday)
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MR. RATTO JUST GOT A BUNCH OF MONEY FROM A DEAL!!!
HE IS NOW OFF TO DO SOME SHOPPING. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IS HE GOING TO BUY? IF YOU GUESS IT RIGHT, YOU WILL RECEIVE 50 ARTICLES COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE!
- A Rolex
- A new mafia hat
- A fish tank for his restaurant
- A couple of pearl necklaces for his girls
- A brand new baseball bat, you know... to play some... baseball
- A pair of tickets for the next Frank Sinatra's concert (yea, Ratto lives in the 1940s)
- A Rolls Royce
- A new Tommy Gun (security purposes only...)
- A round of whisky for his "family"
- A pair of alligator shoes
Rolex
Rolex wasn't as expensive and prestigious in the 40's, a boss wouldn't be caught dead wearing something so ordinary
Frank Sinatra
And he's not buying any tickets to see Ole Blue Eyes because everyone knows Frank was connected, a boss like Ratto would get a VIP invitation from Frank.
Buy drinks
Made men don't buy drinks, drinks are always "on the arm" (havent you seen Donnie Brasco?)
Tommy Gun
Mobsters don't buy guns, they steal em, don't want anything being traced back ya know?
Alligator Shoes
All known pictures of Ratto show him barefoot, he don't wear shoes
Rolls Royce
Blasphemy! Er'body knows mobsters ride Cadillacs!
Pearls
Maybe for the wife, but his "other" girls wouldn't rate the same gift as his wife would.
Hat
Ratto knows the importance of "branding" himself, no way is he going to go changing out his "Black Hat" for something else
Baseball Bat
If the boss still needs a baseball bat he aint no damn boss, Ratto's got goons to do his beatings for him
It's obviously the fish tank, nothing else makes sense.
Now tell Ratto to get me my 50 articles before I gotta get the feds on his ass