omfg...I was legitimately offering free help. I'm not sneaky and I wasn't trying to sell anyone here anything. I was just offering a story so that newbies could get ideas. I know what it's like to have no money because that's where I am right now. Is it conceivable to anyone that someone would just be trying to help? Forget it...I'll just mind my own d*mn business from here on out.
-J
following this closely, definitely stick to it