*get a loan from a pawn shop.
*donate blood.
*get a labor job for 2 days.
*get number/ letter stencil, black/ white spraypaint, and go to people's houses,, tell them you will repaint their curb address (important to have clear number address for emergencies so ambulance/ police etc can find their house) tell them you will do it for free and if they don't like it they don't have to pay you but if they do like it then you are asking for 10 bucks.
*Ask them if they need any yardwork done.
*put an ad a CL that you will cut grass for 10$ and then show up with a pair of scissors, explain to them that you cannot afford a lawnmower untill you have cut 20 more lawns,, then get on your knees and start cutting the grass with your scissors ,, you will look so pathetic 9 out of 10 times they will just give you the 10 bucks, and sometimes you will even get 20 just to get the f-ck off their property! = prosper
*buy old clothes pour motor oil on them then piss on them, put eggs in your hair, and go panhandle at a freeway exit or parking garage exit... be careful as some bums are territorial about their panhandle spots.
*payday loan = legalized rape
>anyway
lol, im sure you will XD