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Anyways, my site should be up & running in about a week. I have some of the post-doctoral candidates from MIT going over some of the details, as well as some experts from the private Security Industry that have asked me to keep their names from any press releases, etc... out of concern that their involvement in this project may be interpreted as contrary to the interests of their home countries, and present unique, edge-condition legal situations that may require significant time & energy to sort out. They are, however, fully insured and bonded by Lloyds of London by any potential flaws in the system.
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