How Should I Respond to This Email?

[BENNY8877]

Okay fellas, I really need your help. I got this email today from a really hot chick:

Hello ! My name is Hannah

I am very pretty 23 year old blonde MILF with a really tight body. I work out every day !

I am single since last week and looking to meet new guys that I can date and have some quality fun with this week / weekend.

If you like what you see, then maybe we can start talking and flirting.

http://xxxxx


And you get to meet all my other pretty MILF friends! You won't believe how real and cool this is !


XOXOXO!


The thing is, I don't want to blow this. The last time I got an email like this I guess I seemed too eager, and after I signed up to the dating site like she asked, she ignored all of my messages.

Do any of you fellas have any experience with dating hot chicks who sent you a random email in your junk folder?

 

[LakeForest]

Warms my heart when 23 year olds call themselves MILF.

Also MILF friends.

When I reply, I make sure my email looks spammy as hell so it lands in their junk folder...they know that my email won't be the only thing landing in their junk.

yiss

 

[The Scarlet Pimp]

Warms my heart when 23 year olds call themselves MILF.

let's hear it for teen pregnancy!

 

[remon24]

And you are senior member here wow the best way to deal with this is to send her a PPD link with your credit card information and phone number

HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND

 

[G-S-T]

By pressing the delete button

 

[CoreClub]

You can just man up and start sending your own emails like this to other women. Set up a site, buy a webcam and start making some interweb monies.

 

[t5o1m]

i really hope this is a joke...don't even respond lol delete it and forget about it

 

[srb888]

Take him on a date soon...




jk

 

[proxygo]

just say the person you tried to contact is dead
but - if she buys you a spade, you will dig him up
and make a decision