I dreamt that my penis fell off

I dreamt that before too. You dont know how happy I was when I woke up and felt my penis down there. I remember I had a big smile and gratitude guru attitude the whole day!
 
bhw.jpg
 
This thread was pretty funny; I hardly post.
 
Last edited:
yeah its a nasty dream. I did also dream that once. hoho
 
i just pray to god that i neva get a dream like this!
u know according to a recent survey most people see their teeth falling out in their dream and I already had that fking dream a lot of times. :( trust me, its really bad sometimes!
 
I've been getting dreams where shit happens, I then happily wake up thinking "damn this was just a dream, gotta be more careful don't want to mess shit up in real life".
 
Man, I've had that dream too. I assume it came from seeing that movie 21 Jump Street where the guy gets his dick shot off. For any male, I think losing their penis is one of their top 3 fears. Someone a few posts above me said if you get a girlfriend don't tell her this story.

I do not concur with that. Tell her the story. You might get some sympathy sex. :cool:
 
I think I might know what caused the bad dream. Ralphie Mae explains it best

[video=youtube_share;qRuJ7zeyPLg]http://youtu.be/qRuJ7zeyPLg[/video]
 
Thanks for adding reputation to this user. May you be lucky enough ...not to have these kind of dreams...
 
maybe its your penis talking: "stop using me with your right hand with your wedding ring on" :)
 
Think the worst dream i had was when i had a broken shoulder and my arm was strapped to my chest.
The dream i was running from a bear in the woods and he started to bite me so i swung my arm to block it i woke up and my bad arm was sticking out forward needless to say the pain woke me up
So yea so dreams fill very very real just glad you didnt have this kinda exp or you would of woke up with your dick in your hand hahah
 
Back
Top