What do any of you know about dreams? This was probably the most disturbing dream I've ever had. It just fell off, completely detached. I'm nowhere near the level of self aware dreaming, so I completely thought it was real. So there I was, freaking out, desperately scrambling to get my shoes on.. holding my dick in my hand... to get to the hospital...
and thing about dreaming is that the terror is protracted because it's like you're deep underwater...it takes forever to do the simplest things like tying your shoes.
I'm just saying, this was a truly disturbing experience that I might even need therapy for- I thought it was so real, (but thank goodness I woke up).
Not sure if you are trying to take the piss here 
but,
ass uming you are valid,
you should know that most men have this dream once or twice in their lives.
What it means:
This dream can signify your anxiety about losing vitality, power or your identity.
Your penis is what defines you as a man.
To lose it in a dream is simply your mind expressing a fear of becoming weak.
This dream is one of disempowerment and emasculation.
There's another, more positive, reading on this dream too.
Losing your penis might symbolize a desire to escape the responsibilities of adulthood and go back to being a kid.
You know, the time when you made all your decisions with the big head (not the small head)
Penises in dreams usually reflect power, effectiveness, competence, or capability.
If your penis fell off in your dream it's most likely representing feelings of impotence and lack of capability.
You feel you have become detached from something that is a marker of your success or ability to be respected by others.
If you are having trouble with women then this kind of dream would make perfect sense.
You feel you've lost your ability to attract or interest women, possibly from spending too much isolated with your studies.
The dream is a sign that you need get out more, experience more social activity, and if needed give yourself some room to
make mistakes with the ladies so that you can learn what works and what doesn't.
Don't scare yourself that one bad experience with a women is a sign that you are doomed to be an impotent loser with all women forever.
