You can learn more from a dog...

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You can learn more from a dog...

than you can in a thousand lifetimes of human experience.
 
I'm sure we can learn from all animals, especially wild animals since they live off the earth.
 
I know what you mean OP. I've been shitting on the streets and pissing wherever I want. I also bark at women that I'd like to fuck, surprisingly it works. Give it a try.

I hear you also like to sniff other guy's bumholes and prefer men to bitches :D
 
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I know what you mean OP. I've been shitting on the streets and pissing wherever I want. I also bark at women that I'd like to fuck, surprisingly it works. Give it a try.

Have you tried going around the streets randomly grinding peoples legs yet?
 
The best thing a dog can teach you is how to find a mate. Find a possible candidate and go over, put your head in her crotch, and take a huge sniff.

If it's the right girl, you will instantly know "This is the girl for me!
 
loyalty, honesty, self esteem, friendship, exercise, play, food, forgiveness, endeavor...


yeah I'd say there's plenty that we humans can learn from our lowly brethren.
 
Probable case of watching too much Animal Porn :D

j/k Yeah they are much more better than human being.
 
Dogs are so much smarter than humans given the right circumstances. Try it some time, they know A LOT about social situations. Sometimes more than a human.

However, they have less cognitive ability. Their social understanding of mental hops is weaker than ours. They can understand this:

'I know that he know's where the bone is' Therefore, the dog follows the dog who knows where it is.

Us as humans, think more like, 'I know that he knows where the bone is, and that everyone around him knows he knows where the bone is. I can see the general direction he's taking towards the bone.' Where the dog, thought that only he knew, that this dog knew where the bone was.
 
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
 
Can lick above my brown eye where my tail would be.
Dogs are loyal to the person holding the cheese.
 
I hear you also like to sniff other guy's bumholes and prefer men to bitches :D

You know why dogs sniff each others bums?

Years ago, there was a pub specially built for dogs. There were a bunch of rules to keep it in good order, and one of the rules was that the dogs had to take their bum off and hang it on the hook on the way in (much like humans do with coats). But, one night, there was a fire, and in the panic that followed as they all ran outside, they just grabbed any bum they could from the hooks, and now they're going around, to this day, looking for their bum.
 
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