This is BUSINESS !

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[Riders On The Storm]

That's smart

 

[mickyfu]

Thanks I am off marrying Bill Gates daughter.

 

[Moosey]

Thanks I am off marrying Bill Gates daughter.

I beat you to it while you were typing the post, sorry.

 

[PrinceVisi]

[h=5]Police: Where do you live?
KID: With my parents
Police:Where does your parents live?
KID: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
KID: Together
Police: Where is your house?
KID: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
KID: If I tell you, you wont believe me
Police: Tell me
KID: Next to my house[/h]

 

[ShadeDream]

Lmao, now to only put this into practice.

 

[lancis]

Bill Gates daughter:

Then ok.

 

[ceosam]

Sounds like something I'd do. ;D

 

[AlreadyBanned]

Thanks Mate... Made my day!

 

[duimstra]

Got another one

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'
The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.
'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says:
'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'