World Champion in Masturbation

[exile]

Bartman, is that you?

 

[lakim0]

Honey, please stop the timer, I'm cumming ...

 

[JackSparrow]

I bet he feels a prick all the time!

 

[Execute]

Wow I was scared then.... I thought I left my webcam on

But that guy, crazy stuff lol

 

[abbesnetwork]

lol )) haha

 

[satyr85]

 

[AFigure]

LOL thats a long time

 

[Goal Line Technology]

I bet his dad is real proud of him

ps
Did his girlfreind actually say "I help him keep it up with this App?"
f*ck me pink, what is the eworld cumming to?

 

[AFigure]

LOL his girlfriend is pretty messed up though can't believe she won't do anything with him.

 

[SmileAtmyWins]

If I were to be the world champion, I'd prefer "Man had sex with woman for over 40 hours straight - longest time ever" or something. Not something I accomplished at 13 years old lol

 

[The Scarlet Pimp]

well, it could be worse...

Couple Having Sex Against Window Fall To Their Deaths After Glass Breaks

A couple are believed to have fallen to their deaths when a window they were having sex against gave way, say reports.

The horrific accident allegedly happened in China when the glass pane shattered. The tragic man and woman are then understood to have hurtled to their deaths.

Eyewitnesses said the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other. A source in China said: "With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the building".

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/intern..._breaks_against_window_gubAjAorXvnXAOzvI9qq9J

 

[JackSparrow]

well, it could be worse...

Couple Having Sex Against Window Fall To Their Deaths After Glass Breaks

A couple are believed to have fallen to their deaths when a window they were having sex against gave way, say reports.

The horrific accident allegedly happened in China when the glass pane shattered. The tragic man and woman are then understood to have hurtled to their deaths.

Eyewitnesses said the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other. A source in China said: "With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the building".

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/intern..._breaks_against_window_gubAjAorXvnXAOzvI9qq9J

That's when they really fell for each other!

 

[verilix]

That's when they really fell for each other!

Ohhhhhhhh, SNAP!

 

[bertbaby]

Why am I reading this thread? Oh yeah, it's 5am in the morning and I'm sick as a dog. But's it good to see Bartman settling down and getting on with his life!