Was Staring At A Small Thumbnail On My Desktop And . . .

[Dr Acula]

. . . wondering when I drunk-photographed my pee-pee . . .



. . . before realizing it was a Picard, not a pee-pee.

 

[TheMasterOfMoney]

so do you pee blood?

 

[Dr Acula]

so do you pee blood?

Every time I forget my wedding anniversary!

 

[SPQR]

That brought a tear to my eye; So I made this beautiful masterpiece.
(available in HD for a desktop image: http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/13410972/img/13410972.png)
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[Dr Acula]

LOL Woozy!!

I like how you did that - juxtaposing the tranquil with the terrifying.

 

[SPQR]

Glad you loved it. That will be $495 directly deposited into my PayPal.

 

[Dr Acula]

Glad you loved it. That will be $495 directly deposited into my PayPal.

Nice! I rounded it up to $500. You made my wife laugh so hard she choked. First time my pee-pee ever did that. Woo!

 

[SPQR]

Thanks man! It looks like I only received $150. Could you please resend the other $350?

 

[Dr Acula]

Ah, BALLS. Sorry! It was the shock of buying a pic about my OWN pee-pee. It's usually the other . . . anyway, I'm, uh, off to watch Chuck Norris movies and, uh, shoot a moose, while drinking, shoot a moose while, uh, sucking on a bud - a BEER, drinking a Budweiser. Ah, fack . . .