Dog Poop Business

Shame it's just a guy trolling.. I have a american bulldog mix weighing 90 Pounds that would love your services :D
 
I pay $24 bi-weekly for dog droppings disposal. It's actually a pretty great service because dog shit totally kills a nice lawn, and when the family is out running around the pool nobody is looking for land mines. I debated it for a while but decided the convenience was worth more than the money was. They guy who does my lawn does most of our housing division, and the next housing division to us because their HOA pays him monthly per house. Thats at least 150 homes, not including everywhere else.
 
why don't you start off by cleaning off your own poop ?
 
Small update.

Here is the site so far not 100% done but you get the point. I am going to be offering dog waste removal, kitty litter service, dog walking and mobile grooming. ( Have partnered with some people localy)

I plan on scaling into some great things that will throw into the 200k-500k/y mark,

Also will be selling retail items. Dog beds,treats,food,catnip etc etc on a drop shipping basais.

w w w. petsandpoop . c o m check it out give me some feedback.

I got some door hangers delivered around 200 and got 26 customers from that also doing FB snipering, grabing local people who like dog pages email and marketing to them. Offline online hybrids are the future.
 
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Not a bad idea.... But You might wanna check into how to dispose of all that poop. Dog shit fertilizer is probably not a good idea and you can't just throw it in a dumpster. You should probably check into the laws about safe handling and disposal in your area. Otherwise you could get into a world of shit. (sorry couldn't resist)

Good luck... I hope it works out well for you.
 
I have the one time service at that price to lure the month subscription takers.
Uh, why wouldn't someone just call you every month requesting the one-time deal? Are you going to keep a running tally of all addresses/phone numbers and verify that they haven't used the service before?
 
Uh, why wouldn't someone just call you every month requesting the one-time deal? Are you going to keep a running tally of all addresses/phone numbers and verify that they haven't used the service before?

Because the month fee is a weekly visit.
 
There is actually a king of the hill episode themed around a dog poop business with brad pitt in it haha. Seriously tho it has to be profitable(everyone hates scooping shit). Anyways just search google for a dog based wp theme im sure you will find a few.
 
I tried to hold back, but this thread is seriously hilarious..the replies really did it for me..

I feel sorry for the OP though, he seems like he's serious and really into it.
 
Despite the trolls and general disgusting nature of the business, this seems very viable and I wish the OP best of luck!
 
I tried to hold back, but this thread is seriously hilarious..the replies really did it for me..

I feel sorry for the OP though, he seems like he's serious and really into it.

Excuse me? Right now Im making $2499.99 a month been marketing for a bit under a month at this rate I can easily see 10k a month.

49.99 x 50 clients so far.

49.99 x
 
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