How to makey money (in theory)

[SpellZ]

Cellphone rings use to be free! We had to choose between "DRING DRING" and "RING RING"..

Now, everyone wants to get the, "Sexy Back" song and shit. To express themselves...

... You know whats gonna happen? The cellphone company is gonna buy the ringtone company. So when you purchace your phone, it'll be RINGLESS! Soo either pay for your rings, or guess when someone calls you!

 

[rnc505]

WTF... ummm.... drunk ramblings usually go in The Lounge...

 

[ajeeyunz]

What happened in your head, mate?

 

[rnc505]

Have you been hanging out with Michael Phelps again....?

 

[BlueScreen416]

Guess he must have just been watching Chris Rock, no idea what this has to do with BH though.

On a related topic though, years ago, I think it must have been 4 or 5 years now, I ran a ringtone site, made decent money from it, problem was back then dataplans were through the roof. I was charging $9.99 a month for unlimited ringtones but people were getting massive bills from their carriers for all the datacharges so I wasnt getting many rebills. I ended up selling the site, I thought about getting back into it, but the market seems pretty saturated now.

 

[the_demon]

who buys ring tones seriously... Your dumb if you do.

1. download song
2. download ringtone maker or use online services (many free)
3. put on phone

All this takes is about 30 seconds. Cost is $0.00. And you get FREE unlimited ring tones for life.

 

[javon11409]

who buys ring tones seriously... Your dumb if you do.

1. download song
2. download ringtone maker or use online services (many free)
3. put on phone

All this takes is about 30 seconds. Cost is $0.00. And you get FREE unlimited ring tones for life.

Yeah, that's what I do. I've never bought a ringtone in my life. But, I guess there's a cost for laziness.

 

[alexaassassin]

Actually, besides radio royalties, ringtones are the top earner for music publishers since filesharing began. lol Without them, the record companies would go broke. It's serious business.

Making money:
Get a job.
Work it for 2 years.
Get a Visa at BANK A. Get a cash advance or $2,000.
Go to BANK B and deposit the cash. Ask for a line of Credit of $5,000.
Take the $5,000 to BANK C and deposit it. Ask for a line of credit of $10,000.
Take the $10,000 and pay off the loans from A & B, depositing the $3,000 remaining at A.
Then ask for more credit. Like ... $15,000.
Take the $15,000 into a casino with 10 accomplices:
You bet roulette on a $10 min , $100 maximum in the following manner:

When you win, begin a new set by betting the min on the next spin.
Tripple the bet on the next spin when you lose.
$10, $30, $90 ..etc.
Eventually, you will win and cover the losses of all previous bets in the set.
You then begin a new set with the min and do it again
PROBLEM: You will often hit the MAX BET ... so you're friends help
by betting the remainger of what you WOULD HAVE BET if there was no MAX.

$10
$30
$90 ... you do these yourself
$270 ... you bet $100, friend A bets $100, friend B bets $70
and so on

If you wish, you can simply DOUBLE bets after you hit $90 ( $180, $360, ) so that they are recovery bets and you are dealing with smaller amounts.

If anyone knows where there is a table with a $10 min and $1,000 max, let me know.
You will be handsomely rewarded. You'll know when the money is coming, too.
You'll see on the news how the local Casino's lights were shut-out.

 

[tobacco]

who buys ring tones seriously... Your dumb if you do.

A lot of people.

1. People who don't know how or care to learn how to find free music online, or feel uncomfortable stealing music
2. People who don't know how or care to learn how to operate ringtone editing software and audio conversion software
3. People who don't know how or care to learn how to connect their phones to their computer via bluetooth or data cable and set up drivers and all that shit

There's a lot of valid reasons why people don't know how to do a lot of computer-related things. I love those people. You can tell them anything basic and you're immediately a guru to them.

 

[ShadeDream]

A lot of people.

1. People who don't know how or care to learn how to find free music online, or feel uncomfortable stealing music
2. People who don't know how or care to learn how to operate ringtone editing software and audio conversion software
3. People who don't know how or care to learn how to connect their phones to their computer via bluetooth or data cable and set up drivers and all that shit

There's a lot of valid reasons why people don't know how to do a lot of computer-related things. I love those people. You can tell them anything basic and you're immediately a guru to them.

Basically stupid people make us rich.

 

[Therookie]

In case you have not noticed we are in a world depression caused by the USA.

THe banks are not lending to any fucker.
Unless you rob them.

Actually, besides radio royalties, ringtones are the top earner for music publishers since filesharing began. lol Without them, the record companies would go broke. It's serious business.

Making money:
Get a job.
Work it for 2 years.
Get a Visa at BANK A. Get a cash advance or $2,000.
Go to BANK B and deposit the cash. Ask for a line of Credit of $5,000.
Take the $5,000 to BANK C and deposit it. Ask for a line of credit of $10,000.
Take the $10,000 and pay off the loans from A & B, depositing the $3,000 remaining at A.
Then ask for more credit. Like ... $15,000.
Take the $15,000 into a casino with 10 accomplices:
You bet roulette on a $10 min , $100 maximum in the following manner:

When you win, begin a new set by betting the min on the next spin.
Tripple the bet on the next spin when you lose.
$10, $30, $90 ..etc.
Eventually, you will win and cover the losses of all previous bets in the set.
You then begin a new set with the min and do it again
PROBLEM: You will often hit the MAX BET ... so you're friends help
by betting the remainger of what you WOULD HAVE BET if there was no MAX.

$10
$30
$90 ... you do these yourself
$270 ... you bet $100, friend A bets $100, friend B bets $70
and so on

If you wish, you can simply DOUBLE bets after you hit $90 ( $180, $360, ) so that they are recovery bets and you are dealing with smaller amounts.

If anyone knows where there is a table with a $10 min and $1,000 max, let me know.
You will be handsomely rewarded. You'll know when the money is coming, too.
You'll see on the news how the local Casino's lights were shut-out.

 

[real222on]

Actually, besides radio royalties, ringtones are the top earner for music publishers since filesharing began. lol Without them, the record companies would go broke. It's serious business.

Making money:
Get a job.
Work it for 2 years.
Get a Visa at BANK A. Get a cash advance or $2,000.
Go to BANK B and deposit the cash. Ask for a line of Credit of $5,000.
Take the $5,000 to BANK C and deposit it. Ask for a line of credit of $10,000.
Take the $10,000 and pay off the loans from A & B, depositing the $3,000 remaining at A.
Then ask for more credit. Like ... $15,000.
Take the $15,000 into a casino with 10 accomplices:
You bet roulette on a $10 min , $100 maximum in the following manner:

When you win, begin a new set by betting the min on the next spin.
Tripple the bet on the next spin when you lose.
$10, $30, $90 ..etc.
Eventually, you will win and cover the losses of all previous bets in the set.
You then begin a new set with the min and do it again
PROBLEM: You will often hit the MAX BET ... so you're friends help
by betting the remainger of what you WOULD HAVE BET if there was no MAX.

$10
$30
$90 ... you do these yourself
$270 ... you bet $100, friend A bets $100, friend B bets $70
and so on

If you wish, you can simply DOUBLE bets after you hit $90 ( $180, $360, ) so that they are recovery bets and you are dealing with smaller amounts.

If anyone knows where there is a table with a $10 min and $1,000 max, let me know.
You will be handsomely rewarded. You'll know when the money is coming, too.
You'll see on the news how the local Casino's lights were shut-out.

This is a good idea expect the gambling part. Take the money and invest in the stock market. U can make more or invest the money into BH.

 

[Jagged55]

Not only can he beat vegas but he can beat the banking system! Quit sniffing glue before posting.

Making money:
Get a job.
Work it for 2 years.
Get a Visa at BANK A. Get a cash advance or $2,000.
Go to BANK B and deposit the cash. Ask for a line of Credit of $5,000.
Take the $5,000 to BANK C and deposit it. Ask for a line of credit of $10,000.
Take the $10,000 and pay off the loans from A & B, depositing the $3,000 remaining at A.
Then ask for more credit. Like ... $15,000.
Take the $15,000 into a casino with 10 accomplices:
You bet roulette on a $10 min , $100 maximum in the following manner:

When you win, begin a new set by betting the min on the next spin.
Tripple the bet on the next spin when you lose.
$10, $30, $90 ..etc.
Eventually, you will win and cover the losses of all previous bets in the set.
You then begin a new set with the min and do it again
PROBLEM: You will often hit the MAX BET ... so you're friends help
by betting the remainger of what you WOULD HAVE BET if there was no MAX.

$10
$30
$90 ... you do these yourself
$270 ... you bet $100, friend A bets $100, friend B bets $70
and so on

If you wish, you can simply DOUBLE bets after you hit $90 ( $180, $360, ) so that they are recovery bets and you are dealing with smaller amounts.

If anyone knows where there is a table with a $10 min and $1,000 max, let me know.
You will be handsomely rewarded. You'll know when the money is coming, too.
You'll see on the news how the local Casino's lights were shut-out.

 

[kukuruyuk]

oahhhh sleep first. I think usually I feel like this, ring ring i do not know what I do ... this sturday night man... go to cafe

 

[AffGuy08]

So are you suggesting us to open up a cellphone company and ringtone company?

 

[justthinking]

Once again, I am in complete agreement with Jagged55. Stop sniffing glue before posting. Or quit posting.

The only problem with your system is you will run out of money before you are able to recoup your losses. Roulette is a suckers game. It has one of the highest house edges of almost all games. Mathematically, it might make sense, but it would never work out like you think it will.

 

[acer07]

What happened in your head, mate?

Thats really funny mate.

I think this thread was put in the wrong section and needs to be moved.

 

[Rkelly]

WTF... ummm.... drunk ramblings usually go in The Lounge...

lol i agree. Drunk ramblings go in lounge!