This one time when I was drunk.....

[2011nfl]

This one time when I was drunk, my friends sent me to the store for more alcohol, and when I got there I was like..........

[video=youtube_share;5c6bjVXLdBM]http://youtu.be/5c6bjVXLdBM[/video]

 

[2011nfl]

Then when I got to jail, I was like............


[video=youtube_share;45O8i5LEeks]http://youtu.be/45O8i5LEeks[/video]

 

[neeganate]

Uploaded by rvanderveen on Oct 15, 2009

 

[2011nfl]

Uploaded by rvanderveen on Oct 15, 2009

Obviously it was not really me lmao

 

[B. Friendly]

I hate drunks. Truly. One time I watched one get run over by a car. I felt sorry for the young girl that had to hit him. Good thing he died. I made a point of waiting for the cops so I could get my testimony documented.

Sorry to ruin your "ha ha, see the funny drunk guy ha ha ha" thread OP, but I don't find any of that funny at all. I was hoping the 1st drunk would wander into traffic and get killed. I got lots of "bad things drunks have done" stories. Drunk ran over a 5 yo in my old neighborhood while he was walking to kindergarten before dawn. Drunk paralyzed a co-worker's wife in the late 1950's and her grandchildren never saw her walk, ever. Drunk ran over two teenagers walking on the side of the road where I used to live.

One time I was driving home from work at 3:00 a.m. and passed by a recent wreck where a single drunk driver ran his car off the road, straight into a concrete pylon. He was thrown through the windshield and was laying face down on the hood of the car. In front of him, on the hood, through the large hole in his skull lay a neat pile of his brains.

The thing that gets me the most is that they volunteer for it. Some people are born retarded. It's not their fault. While other people are born normal and volunteer for drunken retardation. And to what purpose? Fun? These retards can't remember a thing. They have to be told what they did by the people that were there with them. And after they are told "all about it", they then decide that they had a "good time".

 

[HelpingHawaii]

Alcoholics are horrible. My father was one, he tried to burn me alive at the age of 2 due to him not wanting to have the responsibilities of being a father. Miraculously survived the burn, and Karma got a hold of my father, but due to his alcoholic behaviour I'm now scarred for life, and 80% of the surface of my back is covered in scar tissue.

Alcohol = no bueno.

 

[stereoflight14]

I hate drunks. Truly. One time I watched one get run over by a car. I felt sorry for the young girl that had to hit him. Good thing he died. I made a point of waiting for the cops so I could get my testimony documented.

Sorry to ruin your "ha ha, see the funny drunk guy ha ha ha" thread OP, but I don't find any of that funny at all. I was hoping the 1st drunk would wander into traffic and get killed. I got lots of "bad things drunks have done" stories. Drunk ran over a 5 yo in my old neighborhood while he was walking to kindergarten before dawn. Drunk paralyzed a co-worker's wife in the late 1950's and her grandchildren never saw her walk, ever. Drunk ran over two teenagers walking on the side of the road where I used to live.

One time I was driving home from work at 3:00 a.m. and passed by a recent wreck where a single drunk driver ran his car off the road, straight into a concrete pylon. He was thrown through the windshield and was laying face down on the hood of the car. In front of him, on the hood, through the large hole in his skull lay a neat pile of his brains.

The thing that gets me the most is that they volunteer for it. Some people are born retarded. It's not their fault. While other people are born normal and volunteer for drunken retardation. And to what purpose? Fun? These retards can't remember a thing. They have to be told what they did by the people that were there with them. And after they are told "all about it", they then decide that they had a "good time".

WOW did someone just call the fun police? I didn't realize you needed a fun permit to post on this forum... lighten the hell up. My dads an alcholic, one of my best friends got drunk and died by walking in front of a train, have a few dead DUI friends my self, and I'm actually drinking a brew right now. I still find the post hilarious.

 

[qrazy]

wow, very informative post

 

[LOL-Blaster]

I hate drunks. Truly. One time I watched one get run over by a car. I felt sorry for the young girl that had to hit him. Good thing he died. I made a point of waiting for the cops so I could get my testimony documented.

Sorry to ruin your "ha ha, see the funny drunk guy ha ha ha" thread OP, but I don't find any of that funny at all. I was hoping the 1st drunk would wander into traffic and get killed. I got lots of "bad things drunks have done" stories. Drunk ran over a 5 yo in my old neighborhood while he was walking to kindergarten before dawn. Drunk paralyzed a co-worker's wife in the late 1950's and her grandchildren never saw her walk, ever. Drunk ran over two teenagers walking on the side of the road where I used to live.

One time I was driving home from work at 3:00 a.m. and passed by a recent wreck where a single drunk driver ran his car off the road, straight into a concrete pylon. He was thrown through the windshield and was laying face down on the hood of the car. In front of him, on the hood, through the large hole in his skull lay a neat pile of his brains.

The thing that gets me the most is that they volunteer for it. Some people are born retarded. It's not their fault. While other people are born normal and volunteer for drunken retardation. And to what purpose? Fun? These retards can't remember a thing. They have to be told what they did by the people that were there with them. And after they are told "all about it", they then decide that they had a "good time".

Ouch. I can feel the pain just by reading your stories.