Another Google Update
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weruncompanies
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- Feb 15, 2011
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Ugh, this shit is crazy.. The fuck? Follow these rules, but we'll not follow them ourselves, lol. They are getting way to nit picky with the results, going to damage a ton of businesses in the process.. And at what expense to them? They don't give a fuck.
googlemonster
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someone kill the fucker
My interpretation on the new format you must use in order to rank in G.
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ibmethatswhoib
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Hope he crosses the crosswalk when I'm driving around Mt View with my Penquin outfit on.
partymarty4870
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Who ate all the pies?
Matt Did!
Matt Did!
madoctopus
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Hahaha that made my day. Thing is there are many many things google is against if OTHERS do them. Wanna know what's even worse? There are things that if done by a site owned by Mr. Joe Average it's going to get the site slapped into oblivion. Yet if a big company does it Google will email them a "you're doing X and we don't like it, fix your stuff" message with details about what to do. I know this from a person who works as a web dev for a big company. Yes, in case of big companies Google does NOT maintain it's bullcrap position from Webmaster's Tools which says "we can't disclose details to protect our algorithm". They tell them exactly what they do wrong and what to do to fix it.
So, Google, if you're not truly fair, then don't fking expect me to play fair either.
upl8t
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Buckle up...fasten your seat belts...
More proof that its all about quality now...and a good visitor experience. Build good sites and there are no worries.
The best quality stuff I have was hit real hard a couple of updates ago. Professionally written magazine quality original content. I don't buy any of their BS quality content shit. I've seen no evidence of that at all.
Abominator
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Come at me google
assphuck
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Do a search for "help" in Google without quotes. #1 is a Yahoo listing, #2 is this abortion and #3 is Wikipedia. A whole lot of help Google's updates are!
ibmethatswhoib
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Authentex3
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Let's just get the world to change over to bing and Yahoo. =)
ok888
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its proves how fked it's
DamageX
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I'll humour you. How do you propose we do that? Or is this just one of those things you suggest and hope others will do it for you?
assphuck
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Code:
<meta name="googlebot" content="noindex, follow">I did this on part of a slapped site. Google stripped me of ranking for any money keywords, but yet still wanted to serve some of my content on the first page of Google. Since NOBODY else offers the content I blocked from being indexed in Google, they can serve more irrelevant shit. Fuck Google. We can all resist their bullshit money grab in our own ways. That's one way I'm helping to rid Google Search of quality content.
afrowanksta
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It's an arms race
DamageX
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Code:<meta name="googlebot" content="noindex, follow">
I did this on part of a slapped site. Google stripped me of ranking for any money keywords, but yet still wanted to serve some of my content on the first page of Google. Since NOBODY else offers the content I blocked from being indexed in Google, they can serve more irrelevant shit. Fuck Google. We can all resist their bullshit money grab in our own ways. That's one way I'm helping to rid Google Search of quality content.
Not like there's a lack of people lining up to take those spots... :-/