I am in desperate need for help!

[smokes4life]

It is in sheer desperation that I type this. I am $50k in debt and am facing bankruptcy. This situation of mine is excerbated by the fact that my wife just gave birth on 9 Nov 07. If I starve or have to struggle it is fine, but my baby girl is my upmost concern. If only I had known about Internet Money Making earlier.

Thus I am making an appeal to everyone here if you have any idea on how to make $50k within the next two weeks? Pls, if you could be so kind as to share some secret with me, I will be eternally grateful.

Pls feel free to PM or reply here.

I only have a paypal account with less than one buck inside. Even my bank account has been closed. The walls are closing in around me. So please factor this in when sharing your plan.

Yours Sincerely,
Smokes
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going!"

 

[MR.blackhat]

TO BE VERY HONEST.... I think nobody can help you make $50,000 dollars within two weeks and NObody is going to share thier secrets with you...

I advise youto search this forum and learn some stuff or GET A REAL JOB

 

[MaestroDelWeb]

File bankruptcy. I did it about six years ago and it was a great decision. You can get your credit back and apply for a mortgage within two years if you are interested in buying a house.

 

[andygabon]

yeah, I've done that before. begging for help from most of the high earners here. that's the truth, nobody could help you that fast even if you're using BH.

life must goes on, I do whatever best to me and now I'm making close to $80/day back with some ideas I got from this forum.

 

[clopper]

to make 50,000 within the next two weeks? Uptownbulker was just mentioning someone like you coming to the forum. Now I do not want to ridicule you but do you realize that 25k a week is 1.3 MILLION over the course of a year? I don't think other than becoming a drug kingpin could you expect to earn such a sum without ANY startup cost. Even if you had the education you could not, not from scratch and definitely not immediately.

Lets say you expect to make it in the stock market, you have no money to invest and no broker will grant you any credit, esp not enough to make more than a few bucks, not on the first deal...

Lets say you want to make it in a w-2 job, where on your resume does it say you saved citigroup?

Lets say you want to make it from gambling, you have no bankroll and the world series of poker isn't for a while.

Lets say you want to make it from buying and selling things, again like stocks you have no collateral and no credit for consignment.

Let's say we give you some real advice, either file bankruptcy or ignore the creditors for now and get a job because charity is slim around here, esp with the rep system...

I wish you the best, but at least try to learn on your own by reading the 'MAKING MONEY' section <--------------

 

[stan]

If you live in the US you can apply for what the Americans call Welfare.

 

[clopper]

Hey, if all you want to make is 50k and you pay your appx debt of 50k how will you pay the tax bill at the end of the year?

 

[MistaRip]

how did u get into so much debt?
why did u decide to have a baby if ur in so much debt?
even if somebody gives u 50k, u'll probably be back in debt in a month.

MONEY MANAGEMENT!!

it's not how much u make.. it's how much u keep.

be smart

 

[caretaker2007]

Congrats on the kiddo.

Question, how do you go online and not know about the general conecpt of internet marketing? With ads almost everywhere?

This post was brought to you by Joe's, remember, eat at Joe's for the finest Thai food. At the corner of 5th and 1st, across the street from Acme Anvil Co.

 

[AboutBizz]

I agree its a sad thing...and except for the grace of God I could be there too...but Dude!?! what planet did you fall off of where you think its legally possible for a newbie to make $50K in two weeks? Man I'd be willing to lend you some money personally EXCEPT I also wonder how you got yourself in this jam and why are you wasting time here and not working a job?
Please...this is not meant to be mean spirited, but you are living in a fantasy world and need to get a reality grip. Take care of your wife and baby, be PROACTIVELY responsible...not reactively asking for the moon from a bunch of strangers.
I will pray for you and your family tonite. Right now the best thing you could get is a good dose of Peace.

 

[Uptownbulker]

to make 50,000 within the next two weeks? Uptownbulker was just mentioning someone like you coming to the forum.

I did?

Huh?

What?

Where?

 

[clopper]

I did?

Huh?

What?

Where?

Here is a good example of how it goes.................

"Hi!: I'm a noob and just got downsized from my full-time job working for The Man and I need quickly to learn another way to make a living!

I have nothing to put up for download and have nothing for sale so I don't kn ow how I will get a Rep of 21!. AND I just spent my last twenty-five fucking dollars on diapers and food for the kids!"


you wrote that in the 21 rep or better thread...

 

[Uptownbulker]

Here is a good example of how it goes.................

"Hi!: I'm a noob and just got downsized from my full-time job working for The Man and I need quickly to learn another way to make a living!

I have nothing to put up for download and have nothing for sale so I don't kn ow how I will get a Rep of 21!. AND I just spent my last twenty-five fucking dollars on diapers and food for the kids!"


you wrote that in the 21 rep or better thread...

Oh, yeah, THAT!

LOL!

I wuz all diffuzed there for a minute!

Sure enough, it happened!

 

[clopper]

It is in sheer desperation that I type this. I am $50k in debt and am facing bankruptcy. This situation of mine is excerbated by the fact that my wife just gave birth on 9 Nov 07. If I starve or have to struggle it is fine, but my baby girl is my upmost concern. If only I had known about Internet Money Making earlier.

Thus I am making an appeal to everyone here if you have any idea on how to make $50k within the next two weeks? Pls, if you could be so kind as to share some secret with me, I will be eternally grateful.

Pls feel free to PM or reply here.

I only have a paypal account with less than one buck inside. Even my bank account has been closed. The walls are closing in around me. So please factor this in when sharing your plan.

Yours Sincerely,
Smokes
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going!"

Ok, I'm relenting a little bit, first you need to open that bank account. Otherwise you can't cash your checks and not everyone pays via paypal. So confirm your paypal account first and get their debit card so you can have that option until what I'm about to tell you kicks in. Ok, chexsystems is the system you can dispute, all other verification systems often check your credit which i'm assuming is horrible. So contact chex and dispute everything, they will then remove it from your report while they verify with the complaintant. Use this time to immediatly open as many bank accounts as you can. WaMu will let you open one online right away, I say right away because some will check your chex systems up until 2 weeks after the account being open and some 30 days. So your chex report should be clear long enough for these accounts to open and stay open, unless you mess them up. So do that first, that is the first step since when you do get paid you do need to cash your checks and the fees at check cashing places will kill you.

 

[wmitchell003]

Go make 50,000 free squidoo sites, obtain bookmarking demon. Make about 500 email accts, oh I forgot you need some proxies. bookmark the hell out of all of these sites. Within 2 months you could probably make $10,000. $50,000 in two weeks, is there a lottery in your state? Hey anything is possible! However, you have a better chance of hitting than lottery than to make $5000 in the next 2 weeks better yet $50,000 using BH SEO. There is always hope, but if your situation is that complex, you are better off looking in other directions. Black Hat might be more effective, but there is a learning curve. And trust me, just when you think you know enough to take a step, you mess around and learn something else that cements the fact that you have just scratched the surface. Combine that with the fact that the SERP's are always changing, sites make major changes, captcha crackers dont work, automated submitters that you paid 100's for dont work or become obsolete, and your baby won't give you a break because he's just a sweet little baby, and you are well out passed your 2 week deadline. But with faith and perseverance you will make it.

As I type this you are light years ahead of me already...why? Because you know about this site. Which means you get to get your hands dirty without spending a whole lot of money on expensive software only to find out that it does not do what you expected it to do. You are thousands even hundreds of thousands of dollars out of debt just by knowing that this site exist.

Your financial situation will change if you change it. Hey worst case scenario, you would have to move into a relatives house or live at a shelter and buy food with food stamps and W.I.C. I have been there and done that and it was all worth to know what I know now.

All of my income is 100% free of any employer and I am comfortable.(next move is to have most of my income made online) Everyday I earn a little more today $4.53 in adsense and $4.20 in affiliate income. I made this post so long because I know where you are at mentally and know how you feel...hopeless. Keep your head up and solve the problem that is directly ahead of you, then come back and make this online thing work. Just 1.5 years ago I was in the same situation.

will

 

[wmitchell003]

get a rush card and directly deposit your money into that account. They only charge $1.00 per transaction

 

[nephalim]

Yeah... if the bank account is closed, how will you cash out the PayPal? I say go for the bankruptcy. They leave you with a few necessary things and welfare will not let you starve. It will be okay. Lot's have done before you and gotten into a much better situation on the other side. Take the lesson or you will have to repeat it.

 

[Essential Clix]

Oh man, this one takes the fucking cake.

$50,000 in 2 weeks. ha.

 

[Uptownbulker]

Not only that but you have to have a Verified Business or Premier PayPal account in good standing for 60 days to get a PayPal debit card then wait the week or so while they get the thing sent to you.

Check the TOS of the PayPal debit card on the PP site.

 

[RoscoeT]

Man, why does a sill troll like that get any reply at all?