Hi dcuthbert. You should hand your site over to me and here's why.
I'm new to internet marketing. In my younger days I fiddled around with building websites for fun but never as a way to make money. Now, years later, about two weeks ago, unemployed with not many prospects it occurred to me I might be able to make some money with this computer in front of me. I have been reading so much on BHW and other places on the internet that each night I lay in bed with a headache racking my brain, trying to figure out my angle, find a niche. Meanwhile I have tried a few little things to make a few pennies, YouTube+Sharecash, start a free blog that might make a few cents a long time from now. I've researched every damn keyword I can think of using Google and their Adwords tool only to find my best ideas seem to already have been taken.
The only people I'm sure are making money are the people trying to sell me services. It's obvious most people in my situation end up spending more money than they ever make and then give up on IM. Well, I refuse. I will not spend a cent more that I have to, which is why I need your free site to get me moving. I won't waste the opportunity.
Give it to me so I won't have to sell my blood plasma to pay for dinner, so I have something tangible to show my girlfriend other than my $0.95 in my Sharecash account, so I won't have to walk four miles round trip to the post office to mail a book that I've made two bucks on selling through Amazon.