Perhaps you could get Tiger his own fan-page and make him earn his keep?
Also, if you need a few pointers about cats:
I read a few comments about training a kitten to go potty but the only training I know is to let them use the actual toilet. You still have to flush it yourself though.
If you get a really young kitten it sometimes has problems finding the litter box but if you apply some hormones to the box once, the problem is solved.
Cats are extremely clean and will only start to pollute the place if they feel threatened. This is one of many many reasons you should make sure the cat has a high point overlooking the whole area.
Cats can eat most things but they shouldn't eat cooked chicken bones as it can be extremely sharp and rip their guts out. Same applies to dogs btw.
Also, don't give it milk. At all. Lots of people do but it's poison to them just like chocolate is to dogs.
I don't believe in buying toys but if your cat stays inside all the time you should get it something to sharpen its nails on.
You might also want to get a water-gun. Reds a wilder than others in my experience. lol
On a side note, pets reduce stress and high blood pressure.
Anyways, I hope this helps and you keep the kitten.
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