Anyone else agree this planet sucks balls?

[ShadeDream]

or how about the ability to cook your food by pressing a button on your magic food heating device?

Well, there's more to cooking then just using a microwave.

 

[jb2008]

you want super powers? how about the ability to press a few buttons on your pocket device and instantly communicate with anyone in the entire world?

or how about the super ability to have no predator animals trying to eat you?
or how about the ability to pay $200, walk into a giant metal tube, and be on the other side of the country in 7 hours?
or how about having a magic box where you press a few buttons on your button panel, and instantly watch naked people having sex, or a tiger hunting down a zebra in africa, or watch something funny that will instantly increase your mood and happiness level?
or how about the ability to take a magic pill that will get rid of your headache in minutes?
or how about the ability to visit a virtual store on your magic box and have that product delivered to your doorstep?
or how about the ability to not have to spend 80% of your day hunting down food so you can survive?
or how about the ability to live to twice the amount that humans originally lived.
or how about the ability to cook your food by pressing a button on your magic food heating device?
ect...

These things are amazing, but a lot of them are to minimze pain/inconvenience rather than actively going towards pleasure. They leave more free time so that you can focus on accessing the beautiful things about this world. However I would agree that instant access to any music or video in the world helps me greatly to appreciate the world's beauty in all its forms.

Some suggestions that would make us all TRULY happy:

1. how about the ability to instantly watch naked people having sex, and click on the girl(s) in the video and have them instantly delivered to your doorstep ready and willing to bang you without the need to talk to them or listen to them at all? **because scoring is too much pain and effort, even if it goes perfectly, you've got to approach the girl (if she is very hot it is quite scary or at the very least unnerving) then go on a date with her and listen to her talk shit for 2-3 hours (very painful) and then take her home to score. Even though scoring is exciting when I go on a date with a girl I know the goal is to score, so my adrenaline is high and I can't eat. I would prefer to just be relaxed, eat a burger king and click a few buttons, you know?

2. or how about the ability to click a button and have infinite money delivered to your doorstep? **basically the tool that every newbie internet marketer wants

3. or how about the super ability to have no predator tax collectors or feds trying to eat you and/or lock you away? **This one is not to go towards pleasure per se, but avoiding pain. A lot of things in the prehistoric world are replaced by new pitfalls in the modern world. We have tax collectors, police, scammers, gangs etc. etc. Police and tax can sometimes be beneficial, but often there is injustice in the world and good people get thrown in concrete cells.

The price of a lot of this technology, improvement of living standards and extension of life expectancy has resulted in the destruction of large parts of natural fields for industry, or in South America large parts of the Amazon being destroyed every day. These things of course were not the case tens of thousands of years ago.

Er, maybe the OP should ignore my post as it's not very positive but life is still a lot better than before for us.

 

[cyberjunkie]

Well, there's more to cooking then just using a microwave.

Not in my place! I know I know I should really learn how to cook. ;-)

 

[PinguSpy]

 

[FunkyWaltz]

I think it's pretty kick ass. I mean, I can put myself in things. Recreate. We break sound barriers. Have crazy monuments I know you haven't even seen yet. We are human man! Here us roar. Forget you alien scum! Bahahaha

But yeah, for us little guys... Everything sorta sucks in the whole controlling and dictating massive populations. But you get over it. Live.

Weed made me depressed.

 

[PinguSpy]

I think.. "nothing is impossible"

Because.. from "empty space", how can this so called law of physic, morality, consciousness, etc.. exits and set to be like tht?

Rather than.. alien things..???

Conclusion, maybe.. from this "empty space", we can also generate our own "law of physic" super power and stuff?

But we have to provide paper work first.. for it. Before our idea, and our paper work is approved, by "god" or anything that has a "great power". Next, our idea is applied to this universe. Or, we can use blackhat techniques, to cheat the system.

 

[hindsight46]

the planet Earth is amazing, it's humans that suck balls. We're parasites that are here to destroy it. Nuclear disasters, oil spills, species going extinct, no direction what so ever. Just enjoy the ride man!

 

[flc735]

These things are amazing, but a lot of them are to minimze pain/inconvenience rather than actively going towards pleasure. They leave more free time so that you can focus on accessing the beautiful things about this world. However I would agree that instant access to any music or video in the world helps me greatly to appreciate the world's beauty in all its forms.

Some suggestions that would make us all TRULY happy:

1. how about the ability to instantly watch naked people having sex, and click on the girl(s) in the video and have them instantly delivered to your doorstep ready and willing to bang you without the need to talk to them or listen to them at all? **because scoring is too much pain and effort, even if it goes perfectly, you've got to approach the girl (if she is very hot it is quite scary or at the very least unnerving) then go on a date with her and listen to her talk shit for 2-3 hours (very painful) and then take her home to score. Even though scoring is exciting when I go on a date with a girl I know the goal is to score, so my adrenaline is high and I can't eat. I would prefer to just be relaxed, eat a burger king and click a few buttons, you know?

2. or how about the ability to click a button and have infinite money delivered to your doorstep? **basically the tool that every newbie internet marketer wants

3. or how about the super ability to have no predator tax collectors or feds trying to eat you and/or lock you away? **This one is not to go towards pleasure per se, but avoiding pain. A lot of things in the prehistoric world are replaced by new pitfalls in the modern world. We have tax collectors, police, scammers, gangs etc. etc. Police and tax can sometimes be beneficial, but often there is injustice in the world and good people get thrown in concrete cells.

The price of a lot of this technology, improvement of living standards and extension of life expectancy has resulted in the destruction of large parts of natural fields for industry, or in South America large parts of the Amazon being destroyed every day. These things of course were not the case tens of thousands of years ago.

Er, maybe the OP should ignore my post as it's not very positive but life is still a lot better than before for us.

this is like spiderman complaining because he can't fly and doesn't have laser eyes

1) to use a prostitute, you simply hand them a few green pieces of paper and you can get what you are wishing for here.

2) if everyone had infinite money, it would become worthless.
ex: we all have more air than we could ever need. therefore, ts not worth anything. if air was rare, it would be the most valuable substance on earth.

3) i have the super power to pay taxes and not break the law. also, if i loose this super power, i have the backup super power that enables me to move into the forest, people do that now and we all did that 10,000 years ago.

this thread makes my stomach turn. you think you are entitled to paved roads a free education and and pre build homes to live in? people have to work to make those. its not magic. if people do not want to compensate for those things, then you simply would not have them. instead of posting on this forum, you would be spending your evening hunting down a rabbit for dinner or patching up the tree hut that you live in.

dont get me wrong, its okay to always want more. thats what will always be pushing us to create better things. but dont think that you deserve or are entitled to any of this. the world we live in today is freaking amazing. the things we take for granted couldn't have even been thought up only a few hundred years ago.
do you think people wanted faster internet in 1520? no, they didnt even know that was possible.

if your still not happy, how about you appreciate the fact that you were born a human as opposed to a fruit fly or snail? now that is something to complain about!

 

[TheLinkGuy]

you should stop smoking pot.

i find irony in your name and this thread. you need new hobby and new set of friends, reframe your life.

 

[deviatus]

Being a human is getting pretty old.. in my 18 years on this planet i've come to the conclusion.. this place isn't all that great.
Not suicidal but... i want some super powers or something. That would make living on this globe a bit more interesting. Don't you agree?

18 year old stoners have zero perspective on life... wait till your 20s for when you get purpose and responsibilities but also the power that comes with them. 100 years ago 18 year olds already had this, but now until you're 22 you're just suppose to drift and find yourself, and that makes a lot of people existentially depressed.

I remember my freshman year of college a kid in my dorm hung himself because he cheated on his girlfriend and she dumped him... no perspective on life.

 

[theAngle]

Being a human is getting pretty old.. in my 18 years on this planet i've come to the conclusion.. this place isn't all that great.
Not suicidal but... i want some super powers or something. That would make living on this globe a bit more interesting. Don't you agree?

That's right, the humanity is so stupid to say the least. The best thing that people can do are: wars, conflicts and everything alike.

I understand that if you had been told that this world is what it is, you'd refuse to get born.

But once you are alive a suggest that you learn the best from everything you can, extracting the best from the world and the good people that you may find during your life span.

And the most important thing: create your own rules, and live thru them.

 

[SUPERHIGH]

Read "The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne. Oprah recommends it.

 

[jb2008]

1. I don't mean prostitutes I mean hot girls you see in day to day life, maybe any video. That would be cool, but of course impossible.
2. Yes, that's the paradox. Infinite anything = worthless. Again, it's impossible.

Nonetheless these things would kick ass. But even without them I still think there is beauty in this world. Some places are so beautiful you wonder how it could have been conceived from the harsh ball of infinitely dense energy that started all this, and I go to my nearest city and see all the girls walking in the street. It's like WOAH.

It's not the easy way but OP needs to stop smoking weed, eat right and exercise. Get money and get hot chicks. I'm not just giving advice I am doing the same myself. Except the weed part because I never smoked anyway.

 

[WorkHardL0veLife]

It's not the easy way but OP needs to stop smoking weed, eat right and exercise. Get money and get hot chicks. I'm not just giving advice I am doing the same myself. Except the weed part because I never smoked anyway.

Yeah i'm quitting. I just graduated High school & i'm moving to Manhattan; New york city in 2 weeks .. making a lot of changes to my life in general. Appreciate you guys

 

[redrubies]

Being a human is getting pretty old.. in my 18 years on this planet i've come to the conclusion.. this place isn't all that great.
Not suicidal but... i want some super powers or something. That would make living on this globe a bit more interesting. Don't you agree?

Helping others is something that never gets old. You don't need super powers to give the greatest gift of all, which is love. The joy you feel in your heart from helping someone is something that money can't buy. Offer to clean up your elderly neighbor's property or take them to the supermarket. Volunteer in your community. Serve food at a soup kitchen. Take in stray animals and find homes for them. There is so much you can do to make this world a better place. You will feel great and even the smallest random act of kindness will make another person feel great. Help be the change that the world needs.

 

[Pilot]

Travel overseas and watch families, with children, knee deep in swamp under the blistering sun planting rice and herding cattle. From morning til night. Puts things in perspective for ya.