[Method] Donate Sperm... No Joke

[brainstorm1]

Hear me out.. I just read this article in Time magazine and was quite interested to hear a couple of things.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2111275,00.html

For those who are not subscribers:

Sperm is what financial analysts call a growth sector in the American economy - and it's one of the few in which the U.S. is running a significant trade surplus. From just a handful of vials 10 years ago, American sperm exports have grown into a multi-million dollar business. The largest sperm bank in the world, California Cryobank, recorded $23 million in sales last year, and the U.S. industry overall does an estimated $100 million in business annually. As of late 2005, ABC News reported that the top four U.S. sperm banks controlled 65% of the global market.

Here is the kicker/method

A man with a Ph.D. can make as much as $500 per ejaculation. Lower-end donors, who still need at least a college degree and a minimum height of 5 ft. 9 in. can earn about $60 a pop...a donor can make up to $60,000 over two years, the maximum amount of time most clinics use a donor.

My dad has a Ph.D... I'm definitely promoting some.... additional revenue generating activities (this might be an awkward convo)

 

[Uppa839]

lol do us a favor and please record that conversation. It would be good for a laugh

 

[PeaceLoveSubmission1]

Good laugh untill you get twenty 18 year old kids knocking on your door 18 years later, "HI DADDD!"

 

[PeaceLoveSubmission1]

Or you could potentially get shitlisted on BHW if your firing blanks

 

[DrEvil123]

Or you could potentially get shitlisted on BHW if your firing blanks

Oh, is it time for a BST?

 

[ba_laz]

i can see then next WSO of the day title

 

[Dropdown]

Please do watch out, it's something you can do for money but there's always the risk that the mother of the child can ask who the sperm donor was, to ask financial help for the child. This has happened in several countries, and will keep happening. Don't underestimate what's behind sperm donation.

 

[sahilsxy29]

damn!
whats the rate of an engineer + internet marketer + 6ft tall + devil brain lol

FYI i ejaculated millions of dollars

 

[kralburda]

Just.. WOW!

 

[cataratas]

When I think of all the money I've let slip through my fingers over the years...

 

[Anton91]

I know some bi*&%es, i mean beautiful ladies would kill for my DNA too. hmmmm

 

[randomsoftwaregroup]

Dang ... 6'6" + creditials ... just one big issue. My sperm would never freeze ... too much alcohol in them.

 

[Getwhatchuwant]

(Looks at the floor) damn! So much money wasted!!!!

 

[brainstorm1]

Please do watch out, it's something you can do for money but there's always the risk that the mother of the child can ask who the sperm donor was, to ask financial help for the child. This has happened in several countries, and will keep happening. Don't underestimate what's behind sperm donation.

Not in the United States. That is why we do so well with exporting - we have a huge supply because we can donate anonymously. Other European countries have shortages because they require the donor to be known to the woman.

 

[imperial444]

Is there any CPA company for this offer?

 

[Roparadise]

If I take more zinc will I produce sperm alot quicker and more off it?

 

[Madruga]

Jacked Off Kids ;] Nasty.. well, it's an industry that hides more than you think..as everyone consider it as something strange and quite tabu, they leave it outside the media in most of the times, so they are usually unwatched in general, allowing them to exploit it to its maximum benefits

 

[Roparadise]

But dude, getting paid to jerk off is like one of the best jobs.

 

[Corrupt]

Let me know where and when you donate sperm, I need content writers.

 

[TK421]

i can see then next WSO of the day title

lol yeah "For all you wankers that buy WSO's this one will actually make you some cash"