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Sorry for the extra length, but I couldn't stop myself from writing all that :itsme:
"OMG, where are we?", said PaperBoy as he got up from his rainbow-colored bed. "ë§" said a voice on his side. PaperBoy turned to the right where the voice came from, but his girlfriend wasn't there; instead a unicorn was lying on its side. And when I say unicorn, I am talking about a big pink horse-looking animal with a horn on its head. A unicorn that talks in a female voice! "I don't understand you, I didn't know you were into languages baby...what the hell, I am calling a unicorn baby!". The pink unicorn opened its mouth and said: "๗". It sounded happy to see him. He was confused as that sexy looking horse talked gibberish in a human voice!
Suddenly the door opened and a rabbit came in. That was no ordinary rabbit; it was tall, it wore a black baseball cap and his clothes were those worn by clowns back when Earth was still inhabited. "You are one silly rabbit!" said Paperboy foolishly. He had no clue why he was making fun of his captor while OrigamiGirl, his partner in space-travel and life seemed to be nothing more than a unicorn that couldn't speak English anymore!
"Why is this happening to us?". Silly Rabbit answered in perfect English and explained that their spaceship had crashed on their planet. The code name of the planet was BHW1286 or BHW, a short form of Black Hat World since everyone on this planet wore black hats of various forms and sizes. "You have breathed in our atmosphere! For a terrestrial it is quite noxious and it may result in weird problems. I guess your friend is not really a unicorn, right?" PaperBoy promptly responded: "Of course not! What is wrong with her voice Mr Rabbit? I don't understand her!". The rabbit laughed out loud and said: "She speaks in Unicode version 6.0! There is only one way to make her become normal again!" Our hero was prepared to do anything in order to have his beautiful OrigamiGirl back!
"You need to take this toothbrush and..." said the Silly Rabbit, but our hero could barely comprehend what he was asked to do. It was complicated, dirty, it involved him and his unicorn girlfriend and at the same time there would be cameras around filming all the action. "...and then I will give her the potion to make her normal again!" PaperBoy blanked out his mind and he started. All that remained after 10 minutes was a weird taste in his mouth and lots of unicorn hair in his hands and face. He felt his knees go weak and he grabbed the bed in order to stop himself from collapsing. The unicorn was still there with a painful look on her face; nobody had asked her opinion on all that, but even if she could respond who could understand Unicode?
The Rabbit came in again with a huge grin on its face, "Congratulations, you were the first one to broadcast live online all over the universe a toothbrush fetish bestiality video! I am proud of you PaperBoy! I found at last the best way to monetize
www.toothbrushfetish.com with a joint venture with the
www.unicornbestiality.com owner. You had 270.000 live viewers in close planets alone and they all paid top money for that! I am rich!" PaperBoy imagined his mother seeing this video and blushed. The things he just did were indescribable! "Give her the potion now! I did what you asked me to!" The Rabbit laughed maliciously and asked our hero, "Why do you think that this unicorn is your friend? She is right next door, broadcasting live a video just like yours; but dirtier. We always broadcast a double feature film!" Paperboy understood that his future in a Black Hat World was predetermined. At least he and OrigamiGirl would become famous universe-wide!
Also sir paper is always replying to your question and he gave me a advice.. thanks sir paper boy.
